Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex?!
2. Chocolate satisfies you, even when it goes soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while driving.
4. You can make chocolate last for as long as you want.
5. You canhave chocolate anywhere, even infront of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard, chocolate doesn't mind.
7. Two women can have chocolate at the same time, and not get accused of being dykes.
8. You don't get hair in your mouth when you suck chocolate.
9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate and not get a bad reputation.
10. "If you love me, You will will swallow." - This has a real meaning with choccolate!
11. With chocolate there is no need for fake enjoyment.
12. Chocolate can't make you pregnant.
13. You can have chocolate anytime of the month.
14. Your never to old for chocolate.
15. When your having chocolate, it doesn't keep anyone awake in the next room.
16. Even small chocolates are good.
17. You can have chocolate with kids and not go to jail.
18. Chocolate don't keep you awake snoring after ou've had it.
19. You can have chocolate all weekend, and still walk on monday morning.
20. Its easy to find 8 inches of chocolate.
Answers: 1. You can getplenty of chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies you, even when it goes soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while driving.
4. You can make chocolate last for as long as you want.
5. You canhave chocolate anywhere, even infront of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard, chocolate doesn't mind.
7. Two women can have chocolate at the same time, and not get accused of being dykes.
8. You don't get hair in your mouth when you suck chocolate.
9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate and not get a bad reputation.
10. "If you love me, You will will swallow." - This has a real meaning with choccolate!
11. With chocolate there is no need for fake enjoyment.
12. Chocolate can't make you pregnant.
13. You can have chocolate anytime of the month.
14. Your never to old for chocolate.
15. When your having chocolate, it doesn't keep anyone awake in the next room.
16. Even small chocolates are good.
17. You can have chocolate with kids and not go to jail.
18. Chocolate don't keep you awake snoring after ou've had it.
19. You can have chocolate all weekend, and still walk on monday morning.
20. Its easy to find 8 inches of chocolate.
Chocolate cost less then a dollar!
chocolate doesn't have to find you attractive
no possibility of pregancy
no STD's
Easier to enjoy
no commitment nessesary
....i would finish the list, but u dont want me to:)
Chocolate never has a headache
You can have more than one bars of chocolate in a night and not feel guilty
You dont have to tell the chocolate that they were so good,so very very good ,the best ever
You can`t eat chocolate on the back seat of a bus.
Ooops sorry, I have got it the wrong way round.
1-20 chocolate does not talk...............
Chocolate doesn't follow you around trying to get more
When you buy chocolate. You don't get "twenty years."<}:-})-{*
You can buy 20 dollars worth of chocolate, but not 20 dollars
worth of sex.
You don't have to take a shower for chocolate...chocolate can always get you in the mood....chocolate knows where the spots are...i could go on for days lol. I'll take chocolate over sex any day!!
with chocolate you only have to throw the wrapper in the bin. with sex you gotta throw the wrappers and the used condoms in the bin as well.
if you have to pay for sex chocolate is cheaper
chocolate doesn't last long enough though.................................
uh... 20???
I can't think of one single reason why chocolate is better than sex. Infact...I really don't think it is better than sex. What about both? some sort of chocolate and sex 'thingy'?
It takes me longer to eat a bar of choccy and is far more satisfying=]
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Satisfaction every time!
no reasons. =P
Although chocolate clothing amplifies it.
it cuddles with me after
I don't feel used after
I can enjoy it with my wife
chocolates never argue with you,
Chocolate can raise the "something and another" levels and lead to sex!
1 it doesn't answer u back.2 it cant get u pregnant .3 it can reach places that a man cant find 4 u can have it anytime u want . 5 it can be bigger than a mans man hood.6 it tastes better than a man. 7 u cant resist them
chocolate doesnt make you exhuasted,
eating is it is not messy
it engulfs your senses without it having to say something to you!!!