What do I do when god gives me lemons?!
Answers: Find a new god!
Make lemonade?
Make a Vodka Lemonade and call it Jesus Juice
Make something with lemons!
throw them at someone
Find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party.
Of course...you have to MAKE LEMONADE!
Why did you ask this anyway?
You give them back to him.
make lemon-drops (alcoholic shots) until you can sleep off the idea that you've been "given" lemons ... then deal with life with a rested mind ... even though your body may be a bit tired from processing the alcohol ... :)
cut them into small pieces and throw them at people, blaming your friend every time someone turns around...with the leftovers, you can give them back to life, and ask for a better gift next time.
-Rub the juice on your enemies paper cuts.
-Apply the juice on your hair for pretty highlights.
-Make lemon meringue pie.
-Use the peel in your garbage disposal to help deodorize.
-Trade them for some nice navel oranges.
-Learn how to juggle.
-Unleash the awesome power of citric acid to take over the world
make lemon drizzle cake. Grate the zest into a normal cake recipe, then when it's cooked, put a scewer into the cake and squeeze juice into the holes. Leave it to absorb for a few minutes. Yum.
