Is there a monster under my bed?!

Question: Is there a monster under my bed?

It appeared to me in a dream at first but now I'm pretty sure that there's a portal through space and time under my bed and that a monster uses it visit my room sometimes.

I think he likes little Italian boys for dinner. I'm a little Italian boy... What should I do? :(

Answers:

Just don't keep any condiments near your bed. That will only make you more delicious.

Bwahahahaha

Relax boy. There is nothing like that. But for your comfort as one of your elders to check under your bed. Problem solved.

It might have been a dream. Sometimes dreams can feel so real. Before you go to bed check under it with the light on.

i would be worried if its freddy krueger under that bed. wont want to ever sleep again if that happens.

are you bored at all? - lets get real!

awh, i'm not sure if you have a monster under your bed. but i'll help you fight it off if there is one!

Its just the Pope. Take it for what it is.

Sleep with a bat and a helmet at night.

haha!

Let him eat you

Pray

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