Am i a little teapot?!

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i don't think you need to worry about being a teapot, but if anyone tries to put you on a stove or over a flame...you'd better run!

Are you short and stout? If so, then you could be a "teapot". But don't get all steamed up over it. Have a cup of tea (no sugar) and relax.

Are you short and stout, do you have a handle, do you have a spout?

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If you want to go to the Doctor

Live life the best you can

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Set down the fork and exercise.

I sometimes wish people had only been so nice to me and called me that. Good luck.

Make me a cuppa!

The only thing I've had in mind is are you "short and stout"?