Does mountain dew lower sperm count ?!
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Mountain Dew and Sperm
by: Bobby Fischer
Purpose: To determine whether Mountain Dew lowers sperm count.
Hypothesis: If Mountain Dew is consumed, sperm count will drop.
Materials: - Mountain Dew
- Test subjects
Observations:
a) Rednecks love Mountain Dew.
b) The vast majority of rednecks are not very smart (whether in-bred or not).
Conclusion: Mountain Dew lowers sperm count and lowers procreation options for fertilization.
Science class, Family Guy
Yep.