Having any monster problems?!

Hello, my name is Nero. I am a Fire and Air demon. I am a half-demon. I am around %54 demon. My father is the Demon King Pazuzu and my mother is the beautiful Lamashtu. If you or someone else are being negatively effected by monsters or paranormal activity, please inform me. I will solve your problem and ask for nothing in return. I am your loyal demon at your service! I am a GOOD demon. When the time for this question runs out type your problem in the comments.