Why isn't there any chocolate in my house?!
Why isn't there any chocolate in my house?
and its not because im a fatty
Answers:
Because chocolate is sooo Goood nobody lets it stick around very long! Rich, and dark, thick, and creamy. Yumm!
It gives us endorphins, which are the feel good chemicals, and they have believed could make us feel like we are loved! Or in love.
So why would anybody let anything like that stick around for very long?!
Here's my suggestion. Get some good dark chocolate, for the health benefits too, if you like it. There is a brand at the health food store that saves animal species, with the pictures of the species you are saving right on the label. It also has the real cocoa nibs! And they got such a Kool texture.
They cost about 2.45 a piece, but really go far. They are worth it.
Bring em' in, and break them up, and distribute among all you're family members.
You will have so many people wanting to be part of the next shopping trip! Or wanting to go on there own, right back where you got that one. Problem solved.
And by the way, Hershey's is a very affordable brand. It was created by Milton Hershey with the idea of affordable for the family, in mind. Good Luck!
GO GET SOME
it sounds to me like you have a crisis on your hands, run as fast as you can to your local store and correct the problem before it spreads to your neighbours!
I've got some maltesers of you want some of those?
BC you ate it all! Go buy some nutella, marshmallow fluff, and graham crackers. Yuuuum...
you've eaten it all?
its them borrowers
ask a girl over and offer strawberry with chocolate thats why you don't
are you sure you don*t have a stash in your bedroom ? go look under your bed & i*ll bet you will find some !! lol
BIG DILEMMA!!!!
well i have loads of chocolate in my house from christmas still if ya fancy some?! lol
So sorry,I snuck over and ate it all gone.Forgive me ;)
Lol. I still have like 5 boxes left from Xmas... you want some?
OMG NO CHOCOLATE?????!?!?! GO. NOW. BUY SOME!!! I CANT IMAGINE NO CHOCOLATE!! lol, im a chocoholic
evidently u didnt buy enough over xmas , i still have half a tin of roses left and terrys oranges , its not terrys its mine and after eights !
bcz u didnt buy ne :[
My guess is that you've eaten it!
your personal hiding places and crise-storage are discovered by the "enemies".
They try to get to you by hitting were it hurts most.
BE STRONG AND FIGHT BACK.
There is new bars waving to you in the heroic horizon........
maybe its because someone is sneaking in and eating it while you not looking. it could be a very fat choclate munching mouse named gus, after all cinders went and married a prince, so maybe she cant have choccy now.
Well we have Reces Peanut butter cups and some left over milk chocolate christmas candy. come get it, no one wants it.. But I heard this girl once was craving chocolate so she went in the fridge & squirted Hershey syrup in her mouth..yuk
you probably ate it all
Have you checked for mice?
SOUNDS LIKE A CRISIS SITUATION!
GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND STAND THERE FOR 30 MIN UNTIL YOU FIND THE PERFECT PIECE OF CHOCOLATE!
GO!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
HURRY!
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
GO MAN GO!
there isnt any chocolate in ur home because you're allergic! am i right? at least i semi-understood the question
I expect the chocolate fairy has eaten it all... .
why is this question in the "non-alcoholic drinks" section?
why dont you go out and buy some them and stock them up.
If you've been told your not allowed chocolate in the house, then stash it somewhere. Its prob because your missus is giving up choc and the temptation of having it in your house is unresistable.
but if she dont know its there- its okay
youv'e eaten it all!