Who Discovered Milk from cow's and how?!


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Who Discovered Milk from cow's and how?


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Calves.

Calves...........

I suppose mothers in the ancient world who couldn't produce their own milk tried to milk other domesticated animals for convneience. cheaper than a whet nurse which only the rich could have afforded.

..........lost in the mist of time....

God............

it 's probable that goats and sheep were milked long before cows, simply because they were more available , and it seems likely that as the process is identical as that of a mother feeding her babies that it has always been considered a natural form of food , no doubt throughout history mothers have died during childbirth while the baby has survived and common sense dictates that in absence of a female able to produce milk a goat sheep or cow will do or else the baby will die . if it's good enough for a baby then it's good enough for us .

The Baby Calf, then around 9000 to
7000 BC men in many regions domesticated animals. (The far East
was first.) This is when there is evidence that people first consumed milk. (From cows, goats, yaks, horses, water buffalo, and camels)

The origin of when, how, and who discovered milk remains largely a mystery. However, a popular theory, based on recently discovered cave paintings in Montana near the Idaho border, is that a primitive human with a mental disorder walked up to a cow, and upon seeing a large pink bag, wondered to himself, "I wonder what would happen if I squeezed that big pink thing down there...". Wrapping her hand around the cow's nipple, she gave it a gentle squeeze, then another squeeze, then a firmer squeeze, then several quick tugs in succession, and finally one big long yank, causing the white liquid (later known as "milk") to come out in several gooey spurts. The cow, not very happy about having some icky male human squeezing her private parts, promptly reared up her legs and gave him a good swift kick in the noggin, killing him instantly.

A nearby tribe member, who had happened to have witnessed the violent incident from a relatively safe distance, devised a cunning plan. After giving the cow a few swigs of apple butter balm and taking the cow to a dimly-lit movie theater, he began squeezing the nipples of the now very drunk and sedate cow. Once the milk came out again, he exclaimed to himself "I say, I wonder what this weird, white liquid that just came out of this cow tastes like!". Taking a sip, he found that it had a most refreshing and delicious taste, reminiscent of roasted almonds, similar to the smell of cyanide. He died of hepatitis D the next day.

Eventually, the fondling of cows' teats spread around the world, and various other animals, such as g worms, and sheep were tested using this proven method. Some of the other types of milk that were later discovered are goats and yaks. However, as with any scientific revolution, many unsuccessful experiments were tried on other animals, such as turtles, sharks, lions, and humans.

"we" found ......
while i was sucking the nipples of a cow,farmer that owns the cow was afraid and then he also started sucking after that farmer's wife then their first child then second child came i stopped sucking and he started ..while we were sucking John Nestle saw us take that cow from us after he made a choclate with that milk.........

Cow's milk was first used as human food in the Middle East. i don't know who exactly...but he was from around there!

my dad the milkman :o)

someone giving a cow a t!t w@nk.

lol. once mi dad was saying to someone about the foot and mouth diesease and milk shortages coz of all the cows and this woman said to him o it wont affect me, i get my milk from the shop.

omg. how thick!




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