Simpsons question, which would you rather drink, Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?!
Simpsons question, which would you rather drink, Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?
There was an episode where Homer and the family drive to New York to pick up his car which has a boot on it. He's waiting by the car for the meter maid to take off the boot.
In the meantime, he's at a stand where he has two choices of drinks "Mountain Dew" or "Crap Juice".
Homer says "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!" "I'll take the crap juice."
Answers:
i'd have to go with crab juice in that case. Dew is disgusting
It's crab juice, not crap juice.
And I'd take a crab juice too.
mountain dew really isnt the best tasting drink, i think. it tastes like old lemonaid koolaid. yummy.
I have to go with crab juice. That is one of the funniest episodes, ever!
Homer would say-
If it's brown, drink it down.
If it's black, throw it back.
Flanders would say-
If it's sweet and yella, you've got juice there fella
If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town
An ancient Springfield proverb:
"Do the Dew but not the Crab" so clearly the choice is Mountain Dew.