Can you think of coffee innuendos?!

Question:

Can you think of coffee innuendos?

Eg I like my coffee like I like my.

Answers:

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I found a few of these :-)

I like my Irish coffee like I like my women: loaded with whiskey.

I like my coffee like I like my strippers: scalding hot and in my lap.

I like my women like I like my coffee: pale and bitter.

I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in whipped cream and little chocolate shavings.

I like my women like I like my coffee: available at 7-11 for less than two dollars!

I like my women like I like my coffee: accompanied by pastry.

I like my women like I like my coffee: imported from Latin America and served in large cups.

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.” - Eddie Izzard

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Source(s):
random websites

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men...strong and black....

or sweet and creamy....

haha

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I like my coffee like I like my man, strong and rich!??

;-)

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Coffee's so strong you chew twice then swallow.Strong enough to bite you.That coffee will make you kiss the pot.

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comes in mugs

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Coffee drinkers like it hot and steamy.

I like my coffee like my men...hot and can burn my thighs.

Starbucks and Hookers - both make you pay for something you can get free at home.

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