What would be the perfect name for a non-alcoholic lager?!
What would be the perfect name for a non-alcoholic lager?
Answers:
Sober
pointless piss water
Water
Dudweiser
Gaggintons
Foster's
"Shite",rhymes with sprite,Which is also non alcoholic
affect free amber
pissless pilsner
Lie agar
Timothy!
boring!
HangOver-Free
"Shivambu"
"Shivambu - drinking the water of auspiciousness"
"Based on a 5000 year old indian receipe held within the 107 verses of The Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi, part of The Damar Tantra, this slightly salty drink will leave you feeling stimulated, energised and internally cleansed, especially with prolonged use"
' Pond water' hows that sound?
I once had a night in the pub when it was my turn to drive my mates home, so being a very good boy I had a couple of bottles of this stuff, it was the most horrendous liquid that I had ever tasted, two bottles costing almost double the price of my usual drink, I left the car where I parked it and paid for the round trip taxi fare.
Never again, I have dropped out of this silly 'pool' now I'll just get a taxi, and if I ever see anyone drinking this stuff in my local bar I will be questioning them very closely!
If 'pond water is considered unsuitable how about:- A.P.W, Absolute Pi** Water??
BTW I hope your not selling this stuff are you? we must have a friedly little chat about it if you are, in my local
Still Sharp !!.
Regal or LifePond, Get It.
Reverse the bugg*r
Ybother beer
Scandia Green!
You Rhine.
Pennants