Why has bottled milk began to cry out to me?!
Why has bottled milk began to cry out to me?
Does it want my help? Does it just want company? Or is it angry with me?
It makes my groin twitch.
Answers:
it might be angry at you.
maybe you just need to go get help.
Eh? Another one who's pills have worn off - SHUT UP!!!
Grab some cookie and go with it.
Perhaps its angry.... its bottled and wants out
groin twitches, milk, boobs, crying,...
my analysis is that you want to have sex with someone and have babies.
You are probably called back to some amazing experience in your childhood.
It wants you to shake it, or you have left it out too long and has grown it's own life force within the growing bacteria, leave it a bit longer and it might grow legs and walk itself to the bin.
it is just lonely. Hug it and reassure that eveything is okay. It will be alright
because your stoned and wrong in the head. or you are thirsty. love marky boy xxx
Bottled milk reminds you of the 'good old days' when life was so much simpler and the whole world stretched before us in an endless mist of happy healthier days. The world was just a place to have fun when you could.
Now you have to deal with the fact of your own mortality and how you will deal with your final acts on this great earth. You are dwelling on how things could have been if you had only done this and that.
You need to drink more milk and enjoy every drop by drinking the whole milk (3%). Sometimes when you are hungry in the evening, it isn't a drink you need, its the food of your childhood, a bowl of your favorite cereal with that whole milk and sugar on it.. and yes you can have a big bowl and a heaping spoon of sugar.
Give a smile to yourself in the mirror before you leave the house and then smile at somebody who doesn't have one of their own. It won't cost much and people look so much better with a sweet smile on their faces.
See your doctor if milk gives you any more problems. He will understand or refer you to somebody he believes will understand.
God Bless and Keep the Faith..
Being that it's milk, and bottled up at that, I imagine that it just want's your company!
I'm not sure what to put the groin twitching down too! Are you sure it's not an itch, rather than a twitch? ;-)
please tell us no more about your encounters with a bottle of milk.
i sense deep aggression
i'm not mature when i dont want ot be ...
GO SUCK SOME BOOOOOOOOBS YOU BOOB HEAD lol
Having too much sex with a milk bottle is bad for you.
Seek some help maybe.....
heh twitchy groin =] it wants your help! i doubt its angry at you as bottles of milk are docile creatures. i say give it a reassuring pat on the head *nods*
ur milk is telling u to drink it, cause it wants to be inside u!!!!!!!!
Maybe it wants you to feed it.
You are strange.....