Is Cocaine Energy Drink Safe?!

Is Cocaine Energy Drink Safe?

I have always loved energy drink and caffine. I heard about the Cocaine Energy Drink and I heard the is have alot more caffine then red bull. So before I try it I have some questions

1. Is It safe to drink? (any sickness from it?)
2. Are there side effacts?
3. How does it make you feel? (I heard it burns your thorat)
4. Does it taste good?lol

Thanks

First of all, I would like to say that I am an avid Cocaine drinker! I collected the cans in case it was taken off the shelves (I don't think they actually did it.) and now I have six. I just love telling my friends that I'm addicted to "Cocaine" and laughing at their reaction (thinking I'm actually addicted to cocaine, the drug). I was basically the only one of my friends to enjoy drinking it, giving me the nickname "Crack addict." I even got some people to start taking it! So you can trust me with everything I say about this drink.

As to your main question, yes, it is safe to drink. It does contain three times the amount of caffeine compared to a Red Bull, and no, it does not have actual cocaine in the drink. Personally, I think it's the best name for an energy drink ever conceived.

Second, as with all energy drinks, the only side effect is crashing hours after its main effects have been experienced.

The drink does burn in the throat, supposedly to simulate the feeling of taking actual cocaine. You get used to it.

As for the taste, it tastes like raspberry, and it tastes spicy. I like it.

So yes, enjoy Cocaine!