Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink..!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink..
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His name was Bartholomew Pullalot Born 1768BC who had not only some rather strange personal habits but an insatiable curiosity he was walking along one day when he saw a cow trapped head first in a very tangled bush. Seeing the dangly bits hanging between her legs and knowing the fun he regularly had with his own singular dangly bit he decided to investigate. Having pulled and discovered that rather than a single emission these kept on going he naturally tasted the result and was pleasantly surprised at the sweet rather than savoury taste, having spread the word and taken the cow back to the cave to experiment further he went looking for more beasts. Unluckily the next animal he found trapped only had one dangle and wasnt as stuck as first thought, the Bull wasnt as happy with the attention paid to him by Bartholomew and the result was Bull 1 Bart 0