Mountain Dew.... GOOD? or BAD?!
Mountain Dew.... GOOD? or BAD?
i am an expert video game player trying to make it in to the big leagues but anyway.. i was on XBOX LIVE and i saw an advertisment for HALO 3 MOUNTAIN DEW now i went down to my local walmart and purchased a 12 pack of them and they were really good tasting but when i showed my friend about them he told me that if you drink so many MOUNTAIN DEWS your penis would get smaller now i have not seen any signs of this but i think this is just a rumor if anybody has heard anything about this plz let me know.
Answers:
Well, as a doctor, if you drink more than 3-4 bottles a day or 20 a week, then your penis will become small and lose your sperm count. Most likely your wife or girlfriend or "life partener" (for gay people) you may not get pregenent as fast. But you will still get the enjoyment though!! That means unless you have an STD, you may not have to wear a condomn. But it can shrink froom like 2 inches to 8 inches, and your wife will kill you and have you take like 20 different erectile disfuntion pills/creams like Viagra and Cealis. Your sperm count can be reduced to like 10 million which normal is like 100 million. Well, make sure you drink Mountain Dew in moderation. Make your wife/girlfriend/life partener proud.
GOD BLESS AMERICA Beware of your drinks.