Should I tell my girlfriend?!
Any how one night then she was sleeping I put my pork sausage into her vegan pie without her knowing. She woke up and she was so hungry for it that she went to eat her vegan pie. She shallow it all down in one go she later told me that she never enjoyed her vegan pie so much before as it tasted so much juicer in her mouth.
How can I tell her that it was my pork sausage that she could taste in her mouth and not her vegan pie?
Answers: Hello my girlfriend is always going on about that I never try her vegan pie but she never wants to try any of my pork sausage.
Any how one night then she was sleeping I put my pork sausage into her vegan pie without her knowing. She woke up and she was so hungry for it that she went to eat her vegan pie. She shallow it all down in one go she later told me that she never enjoyed her vegan pie so much before as it tasted so much juicer in her mouth.
How can I tell her that it was my pork sausage that she could taste in her mouth and not her vegan pie?
LMAO ... I can't believe all the airheads who dont' "get it".... I always knew the IQ level of the V&V forum was low, but this takes the cake ...
I think you should tell your girlfriend that you are too immature to continue the relationship.
lol wow
Let it go.
ahahahahaha!
nicely done bro
If she can taste her own vegan pie, she's extremely flexible. You have a keeper.
tell her if really love her
wow that was mean of you. well if you tell her I think she will be very upset and probably feel sick so to keep her happy and not all sad that you but an animal in her pie I wouldnt tell her.
Just tell her..
maybe.But she might go hysterical and..
goodluck!
how could you DO that to her??!!! yeah, tell her...I can't believe you T_T
I was once given a pie and told it was 'hopping chicken' and it was really rabbit. Ergh!
Your poor girlfriend. It's her right and choice to be vegan and you voilated that right. She's going to be mad but you should be honest with her :)
Good Luck
Most guys wouldn't worry if their girlfriend liked their pork in her mouth.
Bob's answer is funny... i kinda agree with him lol
You really went out on a limb doing that to her. What if she would be allergic to the pork. Not a nice thing to trick someone like that. You got away with it this time but be honest and tell her what you did.
diffinatlt tell her. if someone did that to me, i would kill them. even if it she breaks up with u, u have to tell her. y'd u even put meat in her pie anyways??
If you do tell her, How much you want to bet that she is not going to believe you. Make sure you can proove it, or she will never think that she ate pork. And thats not cool either. There is a very good reason why she does not eat meat. Most meat now days if it goes through a major processing plant is tainted with one thing or the other. Disease comes from alot of the meat that is on the market.
better make sure you understand why she chose to be a vegan in the first place before you tell her. She may get more the just a little mad at you. You may be wishing you never told her at all. Could mean that much to her. It would to me. I would be very upset with you if you did that to me.
l think you are bang out of order!
l am a vegetarian and l have had people try and 'feed me meat' by tricking me.
At work one of the guys made a chicken pasta sauce, it had mushrooms and peppers in it, he used to be a vegetarian too.
Anyway everyone had some, he offered me some, telling me that it was a vegetarian sauce, he put some on a plate for me, l went to take a mouthful but l just had a feeling and on closer inspection l found a tiny piece of chicken. l got really cross and he apologised saying that it was a joke! lt was not a joke and he realised it!
It is a belief, a way of living your life, a religion l suppose and you went against everything your girlfriend believes in!
l do however find it most surprising that she did not taste the sausage or realise that it was different from normal.......
lf you want to keep your girlfriend l suggest that you dont confess and you dont do it to her again!
How can you not understand that eating meat doesn't have anything to do with whether or not meat tastes good, it has to do with the difference between right and wrong?
Your pork sausage may taste amazing. It might be the meat of the gods, it might very well be the most DELICIOUS food anyone ever made in all of life's existence, but it doesn't matter because your girlfriend (however unfortunate she may be for THAT) obviously doesn't believe in the pointless murder of billions of animals as an unneccesary means of staying alive...
Just because she thought the sausage tasted good doesn't mean she would eat it again because she has convictions...
She learned there are OTHER WAYS to survive without killing something else.
I think you should tell her. I think you should ALSO tell her you're an inconsiderate, spoiled chump while you're at it...
I think that was a crappy thing to do, really, what were you thinking? I'm not a vegetarian but that could have made her sick and I'm surprised it didn't. Her stomach is not used to the fat and spices in sausage. And who ever said all vegans don't like the taste of meat? Some do but choose not to eat it, You can tell her but be prepared, she will probably feel betrayed and violated. If your lucky maybe she'll have a sense of humor about it but I sure wouldn't.
She is probably vegan because she doesn't WANT to eat meat! The taste of meat probably doesn't have anything to do with her reasons not to eat it. Seems you just tricked her into doing something she normally wouldn't do.
ur sick...i hope u die
personally i don't think you should tell her, i wouldn't want to be told if it was only once, and what she doesn't know wont hurt her in this case... just don't let it happen again!!!
i can't believe you would do that! just because you eat meat does not mean you can't try other stuff, too. Do you honestly never eat stuff that isn't meat. talk about an unbalanced diet!!! that's really immature
at first i read this and i thought, "this is juvenile and stupid and i feel juvenile and stupid for reading any vegan/vegetarian question. theyre so bickery" and i read the whole dumb thing and then i look down to see answers. the first answerer has obviously immediately caught on what i caught on to. so, for some reason, i scroll down further to see a litany of what i can only assume to be fools. then i question myself. i think "am i just a dirty minded jerk that puts sexual innuendo into everything i read?" upon reread; nope. just so many fools.
how can she eat her own pie?
dont feed the trolls you fools
Assuming this story is true, you have very serious issues. If you truly loved her, you would respect her wishes to be vegan and not try to force her to eat something she doesn't want to. Since you obviously don't respect her, you need to take a very serious look at your relationship and see if you should stay with her. You may want to have a heart-to-heart talk about this.
The best thing about this question is all the people who are answering it.........read between the lines people. LOL
I can't believe Ashley's boyfriend is so IMMORAL!! Good thing too... keep her busy with your pork sausage so she won't have time to troll!
What a jerk. Don't tell her, it will disgust her, just don't ever do it again.