A question for the vegetarians a chicken is suicidal would you put it out of its misery and eat it afterwords!
And it's "afterwards." An "afterword" is an epilogue to a book. And please learn to punctuate.
Answers: Well, considering I have not learned how to communicate effectively with chickens, how would I know she was suicidal? And even if I could determine that she was pretty unhappy, I think I would try to alleviate the situation and remove the stressors that were making her suicidal so she could live a relatively content life.
And it's "afterwards." An "afterword" is an epilogue to a book. And please learn to punctuate.
It would still taste greasy and gross so no.
Chickens are yummy! Especially this time of year in chicken and sausage gumbo!
I'm a meat eater but I can still answer this one. They will more than likely just wait till it dies then put it to rest by burial.
I don't think any chickens have watched the Lawrence Welk Show.
I know a lot of vegeterian friends so I asked 2 of my friends this ? and 1 said no and the other said yes.
A siucidal chicken wouldn't NEED to be put out of it's misery. It would do that FOR you.
I think you will first need to figure out what is making the chicken so upset. Lack of chickenly activities? Got turned down by a rooster? Attempt to help the chicken over it's grief. If it cannot, hand over the razor blades and make sure you prepare a nice funeral and invite its friends and family so they can say goodbye. And of course by funeral I mean stew and by friends and family I mean potatoes and carrots.
Do you think my co-workers respect me less for putting scotch tape on my face randomly in the office? If it helps i work in commercial real estate appraisal.
edit: kudos to my recent friend veganomicon for posting the answer i was thinking of before i decided you weren't worth the effort and posted a joke answer instead.
If it was clear that leaving the chicken alive would be cruel and inhumane, then I would kill it ( much like people put down their dogs).
I would not eat it however, as there is no need to. would you eat a dog that you had put down? ( they taste good apparently, they eat them in Asia)
Wow, another stupid hypothetical question designed to make vegetarians look as though there are gaping holes in our logic.
The only suicidal chickens I know of are the billions of chickens in the factory farming system. The conditions in which they are kept would make anyone suicidal. And millions of Americans eat them afterwords every day. I still won't, but I'm sure you don't really care.
Okay, if you're this insecure about eating dead animals, maybe you should stop...
NO! Ummnn.... take him on a walk to see other chickens and he will be happy!
Nooo. I would bury it. HOw is it telling me it is suicidal? I don't speak chicken.
this is confusing...chickens can't be suicidal...and i would not kill it and eat it...this question has to point.
A question for the idiots... your mom is suicidal... do you put her out of her misery and eat her?
If a chicken got any where near me, it would have to suicidal in the first place.
eating a chicken would be dum if you were vegetarian as they dont eat meat.
LOL .. i feel a foster farm commercial coming.....
If a chicken was suicidal (I know, just answering the question) I would save it and give it a good home (seriously). Ha ha, funny, I know. Not really.... Animal cruelty and animal depression jokes are not funny. Wouldn't it be funny if one of yours pets was depressed, and you killed it and ate it? Funny now? And yes, chickens do think you ignorant jerk. And animals can get depressed, just like people. Obviously you're an uneducated moron who comes here to make fun of people for fun.
ROFLMFAO
YES
Chickens dont think
Only if someone else gourmet cooks it. I can't cook to well.