Whats the best way?!
Ive just got a turkey and i'm fattening him up ready for Xmas day
Just wondering the best way to kill him?
Thanks in advance for all your answers x
Answers: to slaughter my turkey?
Ive just got a turkey and i'm fattening him up ready for Xmas day
Just wondering the best way to kill him?
Thanks in advance for all your answers x
Hold it by the legs, smack it's head hard against a work top a few times then just cook it while it's half alive. It's better that way. I'm using a fresh sheep this year. Good luck.
Humanly
Chop its head off.
Take a gun..stick it up its kamikazee and tell it to kiss his a ss goodbye xxx
feed him toooooo much food till he cant take no more and then wen its tym chase him around till he gets very very tierd then BANG you kick his head off
you need to bleed it slowly, it will have to suffer but wtf
make a small slit in its throat and gradually increase until it wont bleed anymore
It may scream while this happens, do not be alarmed, it will stop after about an hour
Then pluck, prepare, cook and enjoy!!!!!!!!
Old age.
Do what Lady Garden says, I have had many a lovely turkey on her estate.
wring it's neck x
twist and pull
do it how the pros do, block of wood 2 nails as a neck support and chop its head off, quick, little pain, little blood
Not sure why you chose to post this question in the vegetarian category, but usually when someone buys a live animal to be used for food, the person who sold it to them offers or can recommend someone to slaughter it when the time comes. You really don't have to do it yourself. (Why would you want to??)
DROP IT IN BOILING WATER AND LISTEN TO IT SCREAM!
YOU ARE A SICK INDIVIDUAL! I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT! LEAVE US VEGETARIANS AND VEGANS ALONE! at least we are gonna live longer =)))))))))))))))))))))
Well first feed him a lot,shoot yourself in the head, then go shrivel up and die in a corner. Then the turkey will be happy without a ***** like you around.
You would have to be pretty stupid to think that vegetarians have the best advice on this subject.
I think you've put this in the wrong category, dearie.
Oxygen reduction method, in there the oxygen is slowly replace by an gas cause as argon. The animal will pass out and then slowly die, this is the method PETA wants KFC suppliers to kill its chickens.