Sex, Vegetarians & Flatullence?!
Prior to this we always had a Healthy Sex Life with Oral regularly on the menu. Now all she eats is vegetables, with Onions in nearly every meal.
Last night she gave me great Oral Sex but when I went to return the favour,........ Well I think you can imagine.
What do I do? How do I tell her?
Answers: Recently My Wife turned Vegetarian. No meat at all, with just one small exception.!
Prior to this we always had a Healthy Sex Life with Oral regularly on the menu. Now all she eats is vegetables, with Onions in nearly every meal.
Last night she gave me great Oral Sex but when I went to return the favour,........ Well I think you can imagine.
What do I do? How do I tell her?
I'm glad you've broached this subject Billy, I've been wanting to talk to you about your onion gravy for months
jdjbs - he ain't got no hair!
PS Billy, tea's ready, I'm having a nice bit of vegetarian roast pork, what do you fancy?
I think you should be asking this in a different section. Or a different kind of site.
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Why dont you turn vegetarian as well......and give her a taste of her own medicine.
just gently remind her that the wind plays havoc with your hairstyle !!!
Tell her to hold it in or put a cork in it!! How rude! or do it back to her....lol..!
Well, she can't be a true veggie if she ate your meat! Try a nose plug - or holding your breath when going south.
play before dinner then !
Vegetarianism causes flatulence the MOST in new practitioners! Your wife's body will adjust and become less odorous over the next few months. Try a product called "Beano" in the meantime. It will aid her digestion, helping to break down the plant cellulose more quickly and completely which will reduce the flatulence. I think you worded your complaint politely enough for our company and with respect for her decision. Show her this posting and ask her what she thinks you both can do in the meantime. It is in her best interest.
hi u cant go back like this if u luv her truly and sincerely then u can do anything for her.try to indulge her back to her actual position.
Looks like Ashley has another new persona for 2008.
If she eats lots of fruits before sex, she'll taste nicer :p