2 CHICKENS for a FIVER?!
But why just Chickens?
Last week in Tesco I saw 2 Cabbages for a quid, what about their feelings? they spend their short lives in the middle of fields and are then cut inhumainly with a sharp knife.
Who's gonna stick up for them?
Answers: OK, We know it's wrong and it's a worthy cause, Well Done, Hu Firmedup Mystool, or whatever his name is.
But why just Chickens?
Last week in Tesco I saw 2 Cabbages for a quid, what about their feelings? they spend their short lives in the middle of fields and are then cut inhumainly with a sharp knife.
Who's gonna stick up for them?
Watch out Billy, Sense of humour failure above, maybe it's their heads they got up their ar$es. Everyone knows cabbages have feelings, don't they?
Hopefully no one, because intelligent people know that plants don't have a central nervous system and therefore don't have feelings.
come on then. you and i will start a national campaign to help the public understand that cabbages have feelings too!
lets start a riot-ill make some "keep your knives out of our cabbages" banners and stand outside tesco-
I've been saying this for years.
We know plants have feelings so why not treat them with the same respect as animals. We do so with our house plants.
Vegetarians eat them and don't give any regard for their senses. Cruel bast**ds.
what about potatoes
they live happy lives playing around in mud
until someone comes around and pulls them out of of their homes in mud
shoves them in an sack with heapz of other potatoes with no room in a completely different environment and temperature to what they are used to
peels of their skin and half their flesh
cuts them into pieces and burns them ill they die
they are finally eaten
and dont get me started on what happens when they are eaten
all the tubes they have to go through
i think this is a poor life for the potato
Plants lack sentience, sweetheart.
There's a bloke by the name of Michael Hogwash who's a free-range, chicken eating, farmer from Cornwall that is a "super vegetarian" and top contributor. He'd love to weigh in on this, dear. Wait until you hear what that empty codpiece has to say.
2 points
Nobody with any intelligence. Cabbages don't have brains so they don't have feelings.
Let Dr. Skummy tell you something about her/himself. I've been single for a very very long time. I've come to accept it by pretending I don't care, although deep down it's made me an extremely unhappy and bitter person. I've had to face the terrible truth that while I'd accept either a man or a woman, neither will have me. I'm miserable. Why won't anybody love me?
When I was in Tenerife back in the 90's I learned a lot of things. I was hired as a sanitation engineer at one of the resorts and I met a wonderful man as I was rummaging through the dumpster looking for a snack. He awoke from his stupor with his paperbag and bottle laying on his chest. I was smitten. He smelled like stagnant water in a bucket and it reminded me of home. I took him back to my place, under the bridge, and offered to make him a meal. He said he was a vegetarian so I made him a meal of spam-pigeon surprise. He looked at me and said "What? Are you f'in' stupid or something, you twit? I said I was a vegetarian and us vegetarians can't eat animal flesh!". I cried. It was the closest I'd ever gotten to having sex with another person. Pity me.
Quick question before I go, dears. If you wash it, can you still make a salad using a cucumber that's been up your bum?
It's ironic Skully would answer this. She "2 BJ's for a FIVER"!
Anyone who got past 5th grade knows a tiny bit about nervous systems. I'm sad you didn't make it. :(
Don't be a fool, stay in school.
That's a normal reaction coming from a meat eater, its called 'bad conscience!'
Make a joke of it and hope no-one will notice the real problem
I'm not sure about the cabbages - maybe =/
But what I will say is that I think it's discrageful that a celebrity is needed to raise awareness about this whole two chickens for a fiver riff raff.
please dont cheapen the sad life these animals have by making a joke out of them
have you ever been to them places where they slaughter cabbages?? blimey, didnt know they had feelings!!!!