What would a vegetarian vampire attack?!
Answers: Chavs..................they might as well be vegetables
Tomatoes!
a blood orange, silly!
The juice of a vegetable! Wow...that would be a humorous book for children.
Mr. Potato Head
jajajaja... mmmm... tomatoes?
maters
a blood bank.
i reckon he/she would attack plants and flowers has he/she dont eat meat etc
flowers.........i hear they like the NECKtar?????????
Another vegetarian?
There's a series of books (Twilight Series?) where the vampires were vegetarians - which meant they drink the blood of animals rather than humans.
So maybe cows? Chickens?
Google Vlad the Drac. Its a childrens book about a vegetarian vampire.
If I remember rightly he liked nothing better than a little warm washing up liquid or a bar of soap for his tea. How that makes him vegetarian is beyond me but thats what he claimed to be
ever read the book BUNNICULA?
Ask count Duckula.
go to youtube.com and type in Count Duckula Theme.
VOICE-OVER
Narrator: "Castle Duckula.. Home to many a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks, the Counts of Duckula. Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life, by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century, when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius.."
Igor: "..bat wings, blood.."
Nanny: "I'll get it."
Narrator: "The Latest reincarnation did not run according to plan." (because by mistake instead of using blood they used ketchup)
THEME
In the heart of Transylvania,
In the Vampire Hall of Fang-yia,
There's not a vampire zanier than Duckula.
He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetarian,
And things never run to plan for Duckula.
If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
The wild and wacky one they call Duckula.
(Count Duckula - he he he heeh!)
CLOSING
"If you're feeling (ahhh) or you're a little ... maybe you've run into Duckula.
If your knees go (knock) or your teeth go (chatter) maybe you've bumped into Duckula.
He flies through the night, looking for a bite, but he's back here by daylight. Duckula.
If you're sort of... or you're a little (cuckoo), it's certain you've run into Duckula.
If your heart goes (thump thump) or your mind goes (crazy), man you've had a brush with Duckula.
So, watch out for the... beware of the... and pray you'll never meet with Duckula."
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/count.htm
They used to run the cartoon on Childrens ITV when I was a kid about 18 years ago!
I go with "Chavs"........!!!!
I don't know but am sure we can eliminate garlic.
a bloody mary or ten or untill he/she fell down
an apple tree
bloody hell thats a very funny question. I assume you are a meat eater as the number of questions asked on here that strike of any sort of humour are few and far between.
Broccoli like Duckula the vegetarian vampire duck. Has anyone else had a Duckula video as a child?
They would pinch rather than attack garlic. Improving diplomatic relations, see. No longer a foe; now a helpful source of selenium.
I reckon blood oranges or beetroots. This would be like a non-vampiric vegetarian eating quorn