Superior vegetarian?!
Oh Human Race:
Be vegetarian, become vegetarian;
This is not a command sectarian!
But it is truly a universal base:
Else you may have to face,
A losing race!
From High Cholesterol
A threat to all;
To residual toxin
Which refuse to mix in
Eliminated Waste and stick like a paste
To the Ileum wall:
Forcing one day a doctor call
And your bank balance to fall!
Don't think meat gives better taste:
Surely you forget in haste,
That it is only the humble veggie ingredient
Which is mixed with flesh from an animal obedient
To produce that delicious diet :
To fool the digesting stomach
That it is fed with a food which is vegetarian mulch!
For
You have not been created or evolved to be a carnivore:
You don't have claws like a wild boar!
Nor teeth like a tiger,
Which clamps with vigour
The neck of a bison much bigger!
You have much longer intestine,
Not meant to digest serpents although it looks so serpentine!
Answers: SUPERIOR VEGETARIAN
Oh Human Race:
Be vegetarian, become vegetarian;
This is not a command sectarian!
But it is truly a universal base:
Else you may have to face,
A losing race!
From High Cholesterol
A threat to all;
To residual toxin
Which refuse to mix in
Eliminated Waste and stick like a paste
To the Ileum wall:
Forcing one day a doctor call
And your bank balance to fall!
Don't think meat gives better taste:
Surely you forget in haste,
That it is only the humble veggie ingredient
Which is mixed with flesh from an animal obedient
To produce that delicious diet :
To fool the digesting stomach
That it is fed with a food which is vegetarian mulch!
For
You have not been created or evolved to be a carnivore:
You don't have claws like a wild boar!
Nor teeth like a tiger,
Which clamps with vigour
The neck of a bison much bigger!
You have much longer intestine,
Not meant to digest serpents although it looks so serpentine!
I like it:) A star for you. Kings is really good also.
Are you mad?
Wheres the orderlies?
NURSE!!!!!
wild boars dont have claws they have hooves you morron hooves tigers have claws--i also add that bison live in north america as tigers live in siberia get your facts straight
let me add that if people didnt hunt and kill that herbavours would consume all your veggies and you would starve. and also if people didnt hunt there wouldnt be enough food to go around for these animals.
I think that you are on a hiding to nothing with this.
its' called an Oxymoron
Superior Vegetarian... isn't that akin to Military Intelligence?
Interesting. It just goes to show some people will believe anything.
Anyone who claims humans are evolved to be carnivores are wrong. Anyone who believes humans are evolved to be herbivores are wrong. Humans are supposed to be omnivorous. In simple terms (and I think simple is needed here) we are supposed to eat meat and plant material.
I am the first to admit that the western diet is far too rich in meat and that this does cause a whole host of issues, economic as well as health ones. However, a lot of people like the taste of meat and enjoy eating it. Sorry, but believe or not this is true. Are they wrong and you right? Do you have the right to make the judgment? Can anyone really believe in the objectivity of your opinion when you are so obviously biased towards vegetarianism?
Meat has a number of nutritional benefits, I won't list them because its a lot of typing to try and convince a fanatic that their cause is not a universal truth.
However, as Shelby 15 so correctly pointed out, boars have hooves, not claws, just as pigs have hooves. I assume you know the two species are related? Perhaps not. This error may be minor on your part but it might actually be beneficial to you. Consider this error as a testament that your knowledge and reasoning are indeed fallible.
Nice poem lol. It made me smile.
That's good, you've obviously put lots of thought to composing this.
Ignore those who are picky with your phrasing, I don't see anywhere where you talk about location.
Tigers - Siberia. Bison - N America. whats that about. derrr
I like your thinking. good for you
I love my meat more than i liked your poem...sorry.
Great, deserve for 10 stars. Now, read this...
An unpleasant odor floods the air tonight,
The men are at work, the beast is in fright,
Does anyone hear their pitiful plight?
The slaughter is happening as I speak,
It breaks my heart, my legs go weak....
How do the murderers have peace of mind...
Stand up and be counted! you despicable kind!
You are not making a living you are making an end!
Wipe the blood from your criminal hands!!
How can you kill the friends that graze on our land!
This mass murder of life must cease!
There is a better existence for these creatures of ours,
That greedy man kills and repeatedly devours!
You fry their blood and enjoy the taste!
Would you like it as much if it were splashed on your face!!??
Nice rhyme but meaninless
to the person who wrote this poem
this is all I have to say
I guess your brain got really fried
From eating all that hay
so next time if you want ask something
add a question, real facts, anything
lest your rhyming rant be reported
and lose ten points and get deleted
and next time if not too much too ask
please fill your poem with some real facts
like claws belong not to a boar
and that a human is an omnivore
we can eat plants and animals if we try
in fact anything we find under the sky
My poem may not be as pretty as yours
But I guarantee we are not herbivores
You think you are superior because you're vegetarian?
Grandma disgrees she's an omni octogenarian
I do admire your talent don't get me wrong please
But I also like a burger with an extra slice of cheese
so don't lecture me on which is better
eating some beef or chewing a bell pepper
because all of this won't matter one bit
when you and I are both worm sh*t