Did i do the wrong thing cos she won't leave me alone?!
I told her that i dream of a woman using her finger inside herself & putting her lady wetness on my mouth in a crowded office in front of my co-workers. She did this & i was in heaven but now she won't stop. Her cleaning routine is a little irregular to say the least & last week she put it on me & i think it would have killed a small child.
How do i get her to stop? I don't want to upset her as she scares me and on top of that the sex is really good.
Answers: I told a very sexy woman in my office that it is my ultimate fantasy to have a thing on the side with a real secretary in a tight black dress. She fits the bill & kept flirting with me.
I told her that i dream of a woman using her finger inside herself & putting her lady wetness on my mouth in a crowded office in front of my co-workers. She did this & i was in heaven but now she won't stop. Her cleaning routine is a little irregular to say the least & last week she put it on me & i think it would have killed a small child.
How do i get her to stop? I don't want to upset her as she scares me and on top of that the sex is really good.
The internet is a wonderful place to try out your little fantasies.
Please do it on a closed, adult only site.
I have reported this question as I agree with Michael.
Your ravings sound deluded and the effect could be dangerous, to the wrong eyes.
Keep it to yourself.
I actually laughed out loud and the lady wetness bit... thank you
Dream of something else!
So I take it you're not a pescetarian?
could be just me but this is the wrong section you think?
Ask her to finger her anus instead.
Hahaha nice section selection. x
Tell her you have douche fantasies..x
Did you confuse vegan with vagina?
Have to ask myself... is it worth trying to post an answer before the question gets deleted?
Edit: Ooooh just made it! Do I get to keep the 2 points?
perhaps make cleaning her part of the routine...a good handy wet wipe should do it.
I'm totally confused. First you say she's a secretary, then she's the office cleaner. Who is lady wetness? Does she work there as well? What does lord wetness think about all this? Are you old enough to be working?
slag!!!!!
stick bars of soap up her holes next time. n while you're in this section, tell her to stop eating meat cuz meat eaters smell so bad everywhere.
You have an unfair advantage over me.
I wish it were me instead of you, I would ask her to marry me.
Thanks for sharing your sad imaginings - not the first ones you have posted on V&V..
Off you go now; the image of you jackknifed over your flying fist with one foot against the door in case your mum comes in is not one I want to dwell on.
And where exactly do you work? Sharing fantasies with co-workers obviously is not the brightest idea you've had....
Report her to HR, she is not worthy of your attention!
Did you do the wrong thing? If you regret it, then yes.
Sounds like the C.S. story. He dresses up as a "sissy maid" and it's his own finger in his own a-r-s-e. From what I've heard, the left side of the keyboard has brown keys.
When it comes to sex, C.S. is definitely a vegetarian.
This forum is open to anyone age 13 and over.
Would you have this conversation with your 13 year old daughter ?
Why force it on others then.
Your internet anonimity and lack of police resources are the only things stopping you from being arrested for corrupting minors.
and besides, it sounds like the deluded fantasy of someone with no experience.
2pts?
Is she a vegan? Hippies are not known for their cleaniness.