What stories will Ashley (aka Troll) come up with today? - 10 points for most creativity!?!
Answers: Ashley makes up some pretty silly crap about vegans. and she usually posts them around lunch time (mountain time). So I am wondering what she will make up today!
"I am really hopping mad! I just found out that my friend Vegeto from the planet Cabbageron has a pet turtle named Cauliflora. Vegeto is the official intergalactic vegan enforcer for this quadrant and now he owns a pet! This is totally against the guidelines as written in the Treaty of Zoid wherein it was agreed that this behavior encourages animal abuse. I told him through telepathy (Cabbageroneans don't have vocal cords) that unless he gives up his turtle, I will file a protest with the Council of Zaffron which punishes violators of the Treaty. He says he won't because animals in his planet look like vegetables and he's always tempted to eat them. The punishment for this violation is continuous poop examination using a slotted spoon. This would be hard on me as Cabbageroneans poop like elephants. What do you think?
I ask this question in the V&V section because I am a vegan from the planet Vega.
"My uncle who is supposed to be a moral vegan has made me steaming mad. He went to Alaska and watched a dog-sled race from the side of the street. I told him he will be sorry, and that if he pulls something like this again I am going to disown him as my uncle. What do you think?"
Uuuhm... How about.
I am gnashing mad right now!(The verb changes every time, they're usually funny) One of the so called vegans has broken one of the most important rules we have!
Yesterday she bought her niece to her meeting because she was babysitting, and that filthy little girl had a chiuaua in her arms! So I shouted at her and told her off, which was when her irresponsible aunt intervened. She said she got it from the pound because her daughter was begging for one for a year or so. Should I keep her for five hours on Friday going over all our vegan rules? Or is she a lost cause who deserves to be banned?
I went to a sleepover last night and feel asleep first. When I awoke i was covered in cheese and sour cream. How can I purify my skin in order to make sure that no animal products seep into my pores?