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Question: If one of the girls ate meat but the other was a vegetarian, would the trading of the feces be offensive to the vegetarian?


Answers: If one of the girls ate meat but the other was a vegetarian, would the trading of the feces be offensive to the vegetarian?

A vegetarian has a meat sensitivity field. As meat comes closer to the vegetarian, the magnitude of his/her complaining is proportional to the distance between the meat and the vegetarian. Therefore the complaining stops when the meat is an infinite distance away, which never happens.

Since lesbians have vaginas, they are negatively charged. Since poop is positively charged, poop particles are drawn in by the electric field of the lesbian.

When meaty poop approaches a vegetarian lesbian, the meaty poop should be caught in her electric field and stick to her. However, since it is indeed meaty poop, she will inevitably complain. The complaining field will discourage the meat in the poop from coming too close.

Therefore, an incoming meaty turd will, upon coming close enough to the vegetarian lesbian, shower the lesbian in pure poop and propel bits of pure meat all over the walls.

Q.E.D.

whats two girls one cup?
i dont get it?

ur the feces

yes that movie is nasty any way what kind of question is that

Ew.

every once in a while, a question comes along that is so great, so perfect, that one must reflect for awhile.

this will stay with me for the rest of my days. thank you.

Dave's right, such a thoughtful question where did you come up with such a good one.

BTW thats totally gross.

LOL, i wanna see that reaction video on youtube, all your friends screaming and puking, then u scratching your head and going, if that ones a vegetarian and that one ate meat, is that offensive?, and i spose it would be offensive, that person would have to be the shitter, rather than the shitee.

The New York Times article below suggests that vegetarians/vegans are disinclined to have intimate relations with omnivores due to a feeling of disgust, and as a vegetarian myself, I tend to agree. That said, the video shows feces which later becomes fertilizer and helps to grow crops, following along the chain of life, and so perhaps it isn't so bad.

ew

is the cup made of wood or plastic? Well, if are asking a dumb question, I though I should too!

lol omg yes it would but if it was in the heat of the moment i guess that chick wouldnt mind. when i first seen that video i almost puked it was soooooooo disgusting lol.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Gross I hate that video so much, it makes me gag like helll. I don't even wanna think about it!!

Why, oh why is this the popular e-mail porn out there right now? Who cares if is vegetarian or not. If someone is going to forward porn to me I want it to be hot, or at the very least, palatable. No pun intended.

Neither of them seem like one that could hold a grudge.





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