How do you cook?!
Answers: A kitten? Would you skin it first? Or just boil it as it is?
OMG,,OMG How can you even think about cooking Sylvester.What did he do?
Ah i forgot..Go ahead then x
However you want to do it. Same as any other meat. Frankly if you think posting questions about cooking kittens in the V&V section is somewhat repulsive or jarring to us, think again. It's just childish. I really don't care what you eat, be it cats, dogs, monkeys, dolphins, whatever. Your diet, your choice. So grow up.
you are sick ! go and see a vet !
ok how cruel...........
do you not get enough attention at school??? i have reported this vile post, maybe others could do the same x
so many disturbed very sick people posting on this thread, i find you repulsive, no wonder there so much animal abuse i expect alot of you are responsible for it!
THATS SICK!!!
I'm not partial to kitten so I cant help you there.
Linda McCartney is turning in her grave right now
I know this is meant as a joke . But as animals get abused all the time I don't think its funny . If you knew the cruelty some people inflict on them like trying to boil them alive you wouldn't have posted this .
I don't like cats but I couldn't do that
OMFG, you'll go to hell if you do that,
you're a horrible person,very disturbed indeed,seek help.
Filya has it spot on.
I'm not letting you near my cat!
you need to watch animal planet and seek help............its people with your kind of thinking that provides sicker people than you to be cruel to animals .......remember , what goes around , comes around.
sick *** !
well this is how I cooked my kitten....went really nice with the pasta. throw in a few spices and you've got yourself a gourmet dinner.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2001/C...
OK, I know it's a joke, but really, there are things happening to (INNOCENT) animals far worse than that. If you payed attention and used logic for a bit, you'd immediatly stop eating meat. Now kindly listen to the logic.
why would you eat a kitten? Why not chop your brother or sisters arm off instead, less hair to pluck...and I am sure plenty more meat!
I'm not that keen on cats, but live and let live, eh?
I'm a vegetarian, but I do however "eat" the associated 5-letter thing that starts with P, ends with Y, has a couple of S's in it, and if I wrote the full word in here, I would probably get reported. Weird, huh? Can I call it moggy or kitty instead?
Goodness aren't you clever and shocking.
School just finished for the day has it?
LAUGH OUT LOUD!!
You skin it then cut the tail off
Spread oil on it to make it crispy when cooked
Leave it in the oven for an hour and a half
And..
Hey presto!
Roast kitten :)
Microwave it and serve with rice
Remove the eyes and replace with cloves of garlic, leave the giblets in place and marinate with vino tinto de la casa, place in oven gas mark five for 40 mins! perfect every-time.....