My poo blocked the toilet?!
It had corn in it but I don't eat corn. Should I ask my boyfriend if he knows where my slotted spoon is??
Have you seen my slotted spoon??
I ask this in vegetarian and vegan because I am a moron.
Answers: As you all know, I'm a vegan. I had two big poops today. The second one clogged the toilet.
It had corn in it but I don't eat corn. Should I ask my boyfriend if he knows where my slotted spoon is??
Have you seen my slotted spoon??
I ask this in vegetarian and vegan because I am a moron.
Grab a plunger and mosey on down to the toilet, and I mean right now.
Should've held back on them corn fritters, missy!
If you have not eaten corn but find it in your poo, you may have been cornholed by aliens. It happens all the time to delusional farmers in isolated communities, typically without witnesses or any evidence. You may want to search other bodily cavities for signs of unusual corn penetration.
omg i dunno if i should laugh or take some mylanta
Your slotted spoon is in your boyfriends butt.
The slotted spoon is up your a**, the same place you talk from.
well if you were not such a fat ugly f*cking cow you wouldn't be askin this