Is this a sign that this guy really likes me?!
The guy I met via text messaging is so sweet!
When we met in person for the first time, he was like, "whoa!", I think I just found the missing link!
I couldn't help but feel instantly attracted to him as well, and when he said, "can we just skip dinner, I need to lay down" I knew we were going to do it. So when we got back to his place, I followed him to his door, but instead of inviting me in, he quickly opened his door, slid in, and shut it. Right on my foot. so my question is this: Is he just being a gentleman and wants to wait until we get married to do it? He must I'm pretty special if he considers me to be his missing link, right?
I ask this question in the V&V section because, had we actually eaten, it would have been onion juice. Do you think I drink too much onion juice? I have to wonder because he also said I smell like Bigfoot's di**
Answers: ok, here's the deal guys,
The guy I met via text messaging is so sweet!
When we met in person for the first time, he was like, "whoa!", I think I just found the missing link!
I couldn't help but feel instantly attracted to him as well, and when he said, "can we just skip dinner, I need to lay down" I knew we were going to do it. So when we got back to his place, I followed him to his door, but instead of inviting me in, he quickly opened his door, slid in, and shut it. Right on my foot. so my question is this: Is he just being a gentleman and wants to wait until we get married to do it? He must I'm pretty special if he considers me to be his missing link, right?
I ask this question in the V&V section because, had we actually eaten, it would have been onion juice. Do you think I drink too much onion juice? I have to wonder because he also said I smell like Bigfoot's di**
I think this guy might be a winner after all.
When he said missing link, I think he was just a hard-of-hearing fan of "The Missing Link" game show. Anyone that still watches that is probably well into their retirement, so you could be like an Anna Niocole Smith type with this one (well, except Anna was so brilliant in comparison, you know?)
When he needed to lay down, it was purely because he had eaten food you had made, and it's pure satiety (and the fact that you cooked it with your multipurpose slotted spoon) probably made him incredibly uncomfortable inside. By laying down, the worm eggs he ingested could settle down and hatch, and who could ask for more?
Since you wear a size 22 quadruple wide women's shoe, he probably did not intend to close the door on your shoe as much as there was no area left on the porch that wasn't occupied by your shoes, so in a sense he couldn't help himself. He was probably closing the door to drink Mylanta and pop some Tums but he didn't want you to think he was some over-the-counter drug abuser. If you had waited, he would have come back!
And the reason your foot was set on fire was because he was wearing those weird MC Hammer parachute pants, keeping up with the fashion and all for the younger ladies, right? And they set off sparks as he walked away to get himself some meds, and he lit your honking canoe foot on fire.
And it's a common urban legend that Bigfoot's manliness smells like the freshest of cut, ripe strawberries, so he was probably aroused beyond belief when he said it, which is very impressive at his, ehm, advanced age.
To make your onion juice breath more tolerable, on another note, please add four pureed cloves of garlic to it - you wouldn't smell a bit of onion anymore, just garlic. What a fix :)
you would go for dinner and you'd have onion juice.. right.. he said you smell like bigfoot's dick.. ook.. and you wonder if he waits until you get married. lol
I ah dont think that guy there likes you. You drink too much onion juice lady, possibly something else too.
He said you smell like Bigfoot's di**?
Wow, what a charmer!
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THEN, SURE HE DOES. WAKE UP AND MOVE ON
Oh, my you are funny today. What exactly does bigfoots di** smell like?! Lol, he set it on fire. I think he wants you burn for him so you could sing that song "I'm burnin I'm burnin I'm burnin for you!"
OMG!!!! I think he's gonna propose!!!
Oh Christy, it sounds like he hates you. Lol.
sounds like true love to me!!
Be persistant in your love for him. tell him how much you care by creating a permanent residence in the tree by his window and sneek in to stare at him as he sleeps. I hear guys really dig that. Also, ring him really often, but keep him guessing who it is by simply breathing heavily down the phone only and leave presents at his door step. Muffins work nicely, but I find severed body parts get a bigger reaction.
Soon he will be curling into a ball in tears wishing his missing link would come back and fill his life with the smell of big foot.
Ashley, no-one likes you, don't even bother to try to think otherwise.
it must be love for sure. how do i find myself such a great catch? i'll have to stop using soap when i shower...
btw, what exactly does bigfoot's d!ck smell like???
Mr Butcher, stop putting crap on this site - stop being a nasty and accept other people and their decisions in life - i think you have nothing better to do at all but put other people down. Get a Life! You probably are overweight from eating too much meat and cooking it the wrong way - its a wonder u don't deep fry it!! so stop picking on people and lay down and stuff off! Go to the meat eaters section of Yahoo Answers and find a women that likes meat as much as you!! If you like picking on people this much u must not have much self confidence or self esteem and probably don't have much meat on your privates as much as other respectful men. Get a Life as***le!
He tried to set your foot on fire !?
Little bit odd .
oh totally, you know a guy likes you when he says "woah!"