What do you think about this vegetarian joke?!
"How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
I don't know, but where do you get your protein!?"
Personally I found it really funny!. I think long time posters on this section can truly appreciate this joke!.
Here is a like to others like it!. There are a few other really good ones!.
http://www!.vegetus!.org/jokes/jokes!.htmWww@FoodAQ@Com
I don't know, but where do you get your protein!?"
Personally I found it really funny!. I think long time posters on this section can truly appreciate this joke!.
Here is a like to others like it!. There are a few other really good ones!.
http://www!.vegetus!.org/jokes/jokes!.htmWww@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
I love veggie humor!. Even the kids are really witty!. For example my favorite Veggie joke was told to me by four year old Ian who said: "Auntie Bette:, do you know why vegans don't eat chicken!?"
Auntie Bette: "Uh no, why!?"
Ian "Because they have eggs in them!"
Brilliant!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Auntie Bette: "Uh no, why!?"
Ian "Because they have eggs in them!"
Brilliant!Www@FoodAQ@Com
I love them!. I've been vegetarian for what seems like forever and after the first year or so people usually really loosen up a bit, at least I did, and I started to enjoy laughing about it!. I hang out with a lot of counterculture people and they laugh about themselves all the time (about being tattooed if they are, about piercings, and I laugh about my diet)!.
It's second nature for me to laugh about life and myself!. My favorite part is the weird, rambling, horribly spelled "response letters" from people who just didn't get it!. LOL as if vegetarianism can only be talked about in a serious way!. I've been making jokes and puns for ages!. There's the right way to laugh about it and then there's insults that are meant to be offensive, but I think it's immediately transparent when you look at the source!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It's second nature for me to laugh about life and myself!. My favorite part is the weird, rambling, horribly spelled "response letters" from people who just didn't get it!. LOL as if vegetarianism can only be talked about in a serious way!. I've been making jokes and puns for ages!. There's the right way to laugh about it and then there's insults that are meant to be offensive, but I think it's immediately transparent when you look at the source!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I don't like it because I'm one of those vegans that ALWAYS gets the protein question, and it PISSES me off! lol, My reason for going vegan was compassion towards animals!. I'd much rather talk to you about why torturing animals in the name of dinner is stupid!. I don't get mad at the people asking because it's a legitimate question, I get mad at the fact that that's the ONLY thing they seem to care about when it comes to veganism!. Grrrrrrrrr !.!.!.
Some of the other jokes on that site were really funny, though! lol, The protein thing is just not amusing to me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Some of the other jokes on that site were really funny, though! lol, The protein thing is just not amusing to me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Awww!. I'm surprised at the answers!.
You guys are tough! lol Personally, I thought it was pretty funny!.
But of course I immediately got it!. For those of you that have been vergetarian for long enough, I'm sure you'll get to a point where you think if one more person asks you "where do you get protein from if you don't eat meat!?" that you'll put a list of protein filled ingredients on a shirt and wear is constantly!
P!.S!. Cute website!. Thanks for sharing! =)Www@FoodAQ@Com
You guys are tough! lol Personally, I thought it was pretty funny!.
But of course I immediately got it!. For those of you that have been vergetarian for long enough, I'm sure you'll get to a point where you think if one more person asks you "where do you get protein from if you don't eat meat!?" that you'll put a list of protein filled ingredients on a shirt and wear is constantly!
P!.S!. Cute website!. Thanks for sharing! =)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Hey Truth!
Some of those jokes were really funny!. :-D I take my lifestyle seriously, but everyone has to be able to laugh at themselves some time or another!. Thank you for that thread!.
The protein joke is funny - I'm so tired of the "protein issue" that I've changed my avatar and name for the forum!. I know what you mean by that!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Some of those jokes were really funny!. :-D I take my lifestyle seriously, but everyone has to be able to laugh at themselves some time or another!. Thank you for that thread!.
The protein joke is funny - I'm so tired of the "protein issue" that I've changed my avatar and name for the forum!. I know what you mean by that!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It's a little funny!. ;-)
There's so many though!. Here's a couple for both sides!.
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb!?
None!. You know vegans can't change anything!.
How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb!?
None!. You know they'd rather stay in the dark!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
There's so many though!. Here's a couple for both sides!.
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb!?
None!. You know vegans can't change anything!.
How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb!?
None!. You know they'd rather stay in the dark!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Well, accually, I don't get that joke, and also, I am vegetarian!.!.!. I'm not saying I'm upset!.!.!. But I might be upset if I got that joke, so be aware you may affend some people!.!.!. Oh!.!.!. And I can get protein form many things!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I think it is funny:)
I like this joke:
How many vivisectors does it take to change a light bulb!?
None, cause they don't want you seeing what they are doing in there!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I like this joke:
How many vivisectors does it take to change a light bulb!?
None, cause they don't want you seeing what they are doing in there!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I think it was kinda funny!. Not ha ha pee your pants funny but still amusing!. Thanks for the lighthearted fun question!. =0)Www@FoodAQ@Com
My favorite was "What does a vegan zombie eat!?
GggrrrrRRAAAIIIiiinnNNnnsSs!"
Perfect!. I think I might use that sometime!.
Thanks for the laugh!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
GggrrrrRRAAAIIIiiinnNNnnsSs!"
Perfect!. I think I might use that sometime!.
Thanks for the laugh!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
um not veggi funnyWww@FoodAQ@Com
that actually made me laugh!.
so true!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
so true!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I am not a vegetarian and personally I LOVE meat so much that I could never be one !.!. about the joke !.!.!. IT SUXS!! I don't get it at all !.!. protein is found in more then just meat and i think everyone knows that!. I think this joke would only be funny to someone that knows nothing about food and consider that protein is only found in meat!.Www@FoodAQ@Com