Why did the tofu cross the road?!
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Answers:
To prove he wasn't chicken! :D
I got another joke for you:
A man had a parrot that could talk!. Unfortunately, it swore a lot!. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard!. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer!. After that, the parrot started swearing even more!. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet!. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again!." As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer!. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
I got another joke for you:
A man had a parrot that could talk!. Unfortunately, it swore a lot!. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard!. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer!. After that, the parrot started swearing even more!. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet!. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again!." As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer!. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
Because it was in a foul tempeh and believed it was being chased by Seitan!. After being comforted by its Eda-Mame, it calmed down!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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The tofu did not cross the road!. Tofu is not living and cant!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
To save the chickens from Colonel Sanders!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
To get to a vegetarian or vegan's plate for them to eat!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Because he was being chased by a whole bunch of vegos!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Because it wasn't chicken!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
To prove he wasn't chicken!Www@FoodAQ@Com
To prove he wasn't chicken!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
becasue it was strapped on to the chickenWww@FoodAQ@Com
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to get to the other side!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
I don't need an answer because Puma has the best answer EVER!Www@FoodAQ@Com