Do you like these veggie jokes/statements :)?!
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me!? Please!?
May I take your picture!? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition!.
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft!. Can I feel it!?
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar!?
Mmmmm!. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
May I take your picture!? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition!.
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft!. Can I feel it!?
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar!?
Mmmmm!. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
i like the "can i take your picture" one!.!.!.!.that would be really funny in real life i think!. we all need to learn to laugh at ourselves =)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Honestly they sounds either like come ons and or silly jokes!. I guess it would depend one who would be coming on to me and or the spirit in which the joking around was done!. If it was unwanted attention or blatantly rude obviously I'd not like these statements!. But if it was truly friendly and or wanted then I'd view these joking arounds as positive!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I like the first one but I prefer self deprecating jokes like this one!.
How many vegetarians does it take to save a cow!?
251---- 1 to actually save the cow and the other 250 to stage a protest!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
How many vegetarians does it take to save a cow!?
251---- 1 to actually save the cow and the other 250 to stage a protest!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Mmmm!.!. haven't I seen these in a non-veggie format before!.
I suppose I appreciate the irony!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I suppose I appreciate the irony!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Haha! Loves it =D
I've never been to a vegan potluck before, but if I ever do, you know I'll be cracking out these ones =D
!.!.!. or maybe not, judging by the other responses here O_oWww@FoodAQ@Com
I've never been to a vegan potluck before, but if I ever do, you know I'll be cracking out these ones =D
!.!.!. or maybe not, judging by the other responses here O_oWww@FoodAQ@Com
Love them!.
Especially the first, baha!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Especially the first, baha!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Is that a tofu weiner in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
haha, those are really goofy!Www@FoodAQ@Com
No!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
they arent funny!.!.
why would being vegeterian be a insult joke!?
shouldnt mc donalds etc and meat be more of a joke!?
unless your calling them salad dodgers!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
why would being vegeterian be a insult joke!?
shouldnt mc donalds etc and meat be more of a joke!?
unless your calling them salad dodgers!.Www@FoodAQ@Com