Hey all you veggies -- what are the stupidest responses you ever gotten to telling someone you were a veggie?!
I'm trying to compile a list here!. What are the stupidest things they've said!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
"My mom hates when you come over because she can't cook anything for you!."
"I just want to stuff to down your throat!."
"The day you start eating meat will be the happiest day of my life!."
"At least you're not a vegan, I would have hated you then!."
"No! Don't eat that pasta, there's ANIMAL lard in it!."
"Don't eat those cookies either, there's ANIMAL fat in it!."
"You know that salad you're eating right now has ANIMAL in it, right!?"
"Why are you such a hippie!?"
Actually, those are only responses I got today!. I can give you some more from yesterday!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
"I just want to stuff to down your throat!."
"The day you start eating meat will be the happiest day of my life!."
"At least you're not a vegan, I would have hated you then!."
"No! Don't eat that pasta, there's ANIMAL lard in it!."
"Don't eat those cookies either, there's ANIMAL fat in it!."
"You know that salad you're eating right now has ANIMAL in it, right!?"
"Why are you such a hippie!?"
Actually, those are only responses I got today!. I can give you some more from yesterday!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
ewww, thats nasty, you just arent american! hello, last time i checked soy beans and tofu and veggies is a lot less disgusting that bloody flesh!. if i want meat, im gonna eat meat, if i want veggies, ill eat them!. why veggie burgers!?---haha well, its protien and veggies, more than meat can give you! and less caloris!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
When I was still eating all veggie, my ex mother in law said "No wonder you have multiple sclerosis!." Which I might, but the doc said that's not the reason!. My ex-mil even said that if I would have eaten more steak I wouldn't have become partially blind!. No joke!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Her: Would you like a free cheeseburger!?
Me: No thank you
Her: It's free, you don't have to pay for it!.
Me: I know
Her:!.!.!.!.!.
Me: I don't eat meat!.
Her: You don't eat meat!?!!?! You don't eat meat!?!!?! (Strange stare!.!.!.)
Me: Smile!.!.!.!.!.
Her:!.!.!.!.!.
Me: (walks away)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Me: No thank you
Her: It's free, you don't have to pay for it!.
Me: I know
Her:!.!.!.!.!.
Me: I don't eat meat!.
Her: You don't eat meat!?!!?! You don't eat meat!?!!?! (Strange stare!.!.!.)
Me: Smile!.!.!.!.!.
Her:!.!.!.!.!.
Me: (walks away)Www@FoodAQ@Com
"but!.!.!. why!?!?"
"oh, you have a health condition!? i'm so sorry!"
*blank stare*
"wow, i could never do that!. i could never just eat vegetables!."
"so!.!.!. do you eat eggs!?" "yes!." "well, then, you're not a REAL vegetarian!." *shakes head sadly*
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"oh, you have a health condition!? i'm so sorry!"
*blank stare*
"wow, i could never do that!. i could never just eat vegetables!."
"so!.!.!. do you eat eggs!?" "yes!." "well, then, you're not a REAL vegetarian!." *shakes head sadly*
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ME: im a vegie
ME: :)
HIM: u f***n gay :|
HIM why !?
HIM: ur guna be suisidal next :-O
ME: cause i dont wanna eat meat!.!. obvious much!?!?
ME: ^o) no meat = suicidal!?
HIM: well yer thick c**t !. !. but whyy dont yah :S!?
ME: ^o)
HIM: !. !. !. !?
HIM: f***n hell not a he
HIM: hard f***n question really :S!?
ME: cause i dont wanna
ME: not a f*****g hard thing to understand !?
HIM: why cus it kills the animals
HIM: or jus cus u av turned gay !
ME: yes im homosexual due to lack of meat
HIM: im in a nasty mood huff
ME: your in a thick mood :)
HIM: but i mean
HIM: wat the f*k made u decide not 2 eat meat !?
HIM: cus if we wer at skwl !. !. wat wud u do at dina 4 a sarni !?
ME: !.!. id do what normal vegetarians do!.!. NOT HAVE A MEAT SANDWICH !? :)
HIM: yer but i dont get why the f*k u wanna do that
HIM: ya f***n sad
ME: why am i
ME: come on
ME: i wanna argue now
ME: :)
ME: mister not DO AS EXACTLY AS I DO AND YOUR SAD man :)
HIM: cus why the f*k av u stopped eatin meat
ME: CUS
ME: I DONT WANNA
ME: OBVIOUS!?
HIM: why am i sad :S!?
HIM: and well f***n yer i no that
ME: i didnt say that
ME: moron
HIM: but u obviously jus wanna eat salad then :S!?
ME: theres more than salad
ME: ^o)
HIM: thats sad and 2 f***n healthy
HIM: u will be f***n eatin 5 a day next
ME: yeah!.!.
ME: how is healthy sad
ME: ^o)
HIM: cus why u wanna be all fit
HIM: i jus wanna be fat ;d
ME: im gonna leave you cus ur just bein moronic
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RETARD MUCH!?!Www@FoodAQ@Com
ME: :)
HIM: u f***n gay :|
HIM why !?
HIM: ur guna be suisidal next :-O
ME: cause i dont wanna eat meat!.!. obvious much!?!?
ME: ^o) no meat = suicidal!?
HIM: well yer thick c**t !. !. but whyy dont yah :S!?
ME: ^o)
HIM: !. !. !. !?
HIM: f***n hell not a he
HIM: hard f***n question really :S!?
ME: cause i dont wanna
ME: not a f*****g hard thing to understand !?
HIM: why cus it kills the animals
HIM: or jus cus u av turned gay !
ME: yes im homosexual due to lack of meat
HIM: im in a nasty mood huff
ME: your in a thick mood :)
HIM: but i mean
HIM: wat the f*k made u decide not 2 eat meat !?
HIM: cus if we wer at skwl !. !. wat wud u do at dina 4 a sarni !?
ME: !.!. id do what normal vegetarians do!.!. NOT HAVE A MEAT SANDWICH !? :)
HIM: yer but i dont get why the f*k u wanna do that
HIM: ya f***n sad
ME: why am i
ME: come on
ME: i wanna argue now
ME: :)
ME: mister not DO AS EXACTLY AS I DO AND YOUR SAD man :)
HIM: cus why the f*k av u stopped eatin meat
ME: CUS
ME: I DONT WANNA
ME: OBVIOUS!?
HIM: why am i sad :S!?
HIM: and well f***n yer i no that
ME: i didnt say that
ME: moron
HIM: but u obviously jus wanna eat salad then :S!?
ME: theres more than salad
ME: ^o)
HIM: thats sad and 2 f***n healthy
HIM: u will be f***n eatin 5 a day next
ME: yeah!.!.
ME: how is healthy sad
ME: ^o)
HIM: cus why u wanna be all fit
HIM: i jus wanna be fat ;d
ME: im gonna leave you cus ur just bein moronic
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RETARD MUCH!?!Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Oh!? So do you still eat chicken!?!?"
"God made animals for you to eat"
"So what DO you eat!?!?"
"If you don't eat meat, then do you only eat salads!?"
"Do you still eat beef!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
"God made animals for you to eat"
"So what DO you eat!?!?"
"If you don't eat meat, then do you only eat salads!?"
"Do you still eat beef!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
omg!.!.sum1 said "ohh so u don't like the taste of meat!? is tht y u r a veggie"
lol!.tht's stupid to me!.!.i mean how can i taste meat if i am already a veggie!.
sum 1 else said!.!."so u don't eat chicken or beef!? "Www@FoodAQ@Com
lol!.tht's stupid to me!.!.i mean how can i taste meat if i am already a veggie!.
sum 1 else said!.!."so u don't eat chicken or beef!? "Www@FoodAQ@Com
Girl:So you only eat like chicken and fish and stuff like that!?
Jupiter: I don't eat anything that was ever conscious
Girl: So you eat only like!.!.!.!.!. vegetables!? (snicker)
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Jupiter: I don't eat anything that was ever conscious
Girl: So you eat only like!.!.!.!.!. vegetables!? (snicker)
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Me: hey ima vegetarian (said at lunch)
Person: oh, my dad owns a butcher shop
*** i was like ohhh awkward!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Person: oh, my dad owns a butcher shop
*** i was like ohhh awkward!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
vegetarian here
"dont you want to honor the animals that die by eating them!?"
that is some stupid crap
"you need to eat meat to live!"
also some stupid crap
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"dont you want to honor the animals that die by eating them!?"
that is some stupid crap
"you need to eat meat to live!"
also some stupid crap
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"So, if you're such a vegetarian, why do you insist on eating fake meat!?" (LIke soy bacon or veggie burgers or tofurkey)!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
"you do know the animal's already dead, right!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
them -"You don't like it!? Have you ever tired it!?"
Me- "Yes!."
them- "oh, are you sure!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
Me- "Yes!."
them- "oh, are you sure!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
"I'm a vegan!. I don't eat meat or dairy products!."
*brief silence!. "What do you eat then!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
*brief silence!. "What do you eat then!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Vegetarians are eating our rainforests" Www@FoodAQ@Com
My hamburger pissed on your lettuceWww@FoodAQ@Com
wait, so you only eat vegetables!?!?!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
"So you like, don't eat meat!?"
lol!. DUH!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
lol!. DUH!.Www@FoodAQ@Com