Vegetarians..which is the question you HATE being asked?!
the one i HATEEEEE is when they compare animals with plants as living organisms!.!. omg thats just so stupid! i seriously rather get asked "where do you get proteins from"!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
"Look we have canine teeth"
my response: does that mean we are going to start to sniff others asses!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
my response: does that mean we are going to start to sniff others asses!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Yes, I hate that one about plants too (And don't you feel sorry for the poor plants!? or sth!. similar, it never fails, everywhere someone asks that)!.
also: But you do eat fish, right!?
And tuna!? (I didn't even eat tuna when I ate meat as I never liked it)
And I really hate also when after reminding someone I'm vegetarian, they say "Oh, you're still with that !.!.!.!." as if it were a fadWww@FoodAQ@Com
also: But you do eat fish, right!?
And tuna!? (I didn't even eat tuna when I ate meat as I never liked it)
And I really hate also when after reminding someone I'm vegetarian, they say "Oh, you're still with that !.!.!.!." as if it were a fadWww@FoodAQ@Com
Okay so I am a VEGETARIAN but I eat the fake meat, y'know!?
"If you're going to eat something that looks like meat why not eat the real thing!?"
I say "Because the 'real thing' is dead!"
They say "Yeah!.!.!.but what you eat is the same shape and everything it looks like meat!.!.!.!.why not just eat meat!?"
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.why don't they just eat the FAKE one if it is so similar to eating meat I want to know!.!.!.!.
They don't get the whole no-animal-death thing - its all about the shape of what I eat!. That really REALLY irritates me!.
The other one is the CLASSIC
"Do you eat fish!?"
NO! Fish are LIVING!Www@FoodAQ@Com
"If you're going to eat something that looks like meat why not eat the real thing!?"
I say "Because the 'real thing' is dead!"
They say "Yeah!.!.!.but what you eat is the same shape and everything it looks like meat!.!.!.!.why not just eat meat!?"
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.why don't they just eat the FAKE one if it is so similar to eating meat I want to know!.!.!.!.
They don't get the whole no-animal-death thing - its all about the shape of what I eat!. That really REALLY irritates me!.
The other one is the CLASSIC
"Do you eat fish!?"
NO! Fish are LIVING!Www@FoodAQ@Com
it's not a question, but the 'it's natural to eat meat' argument is ridiculous - its like, erm, well go and kill it yourself, live in a cave and only wear wool and leaves and skins then!.!.!. Youre NOT LIVING NATRUALLY, and humans havent been for a long time, so I dont see why this morally questionable thing (eating meat) should be one of the few things you still do natrually!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
What I hate is this I let someone at work try a piece of meatless smoked turkey which he liked then get this he went vegetarian just for weight loss, and now that is all he F****** talks about "Oh I'm only doing this for my weight once I go on Vaccation I'm off my diet"!. and he is also dissing other people to like if I eat something that is sweet at work he will say to me and other people "Oh that stuff is so bad for you"!.
And if that is not bad enough every time I bring rice to work with chop sticks he says "I can't use chop sticks and eat rice I would have it all over the floor and stuff"!. And two people I know eat rice and stuff at work to and when he talkes about it being hard to eat they don't like it I heard it form someone else yesterday!.
God he pisses me off if he has something to say about what people are eating and how they choose to eat what they want he should keep his big fat chattering mouth shut it is wrong to tell others what and how to eat he is just freaking stupid!.
And his so called Vegetarian Diet which he probably wont even stick to is just a big joke it won't last and that is all he talks about I hate him so much it's not funny he is stupid/ignorant/totally worthless and not worth it to talk to yet he still talks to me I hate him so much!.
That is what I hate the most him trying to tell others what to eat and talking about Vegetarianisum like he is mister know it all which he is far from that, if you ask me he should shut up about what others eat and not say stuff about Vegetarianisum if he knows nothing about it!.
God he makes me so mad I work with him and can't get away from him at all he is dumber then dumb I hate him so much he is on my hate list big time I hate him and he pisses everyone off with his constant Vegetarian diet talk I don't do that at all unless people ask me nice questions about the diet that is all!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
And if that is not bad enough every time I bring rice to work with chop sticks he says "I can't use chop sticks and eat rice I would have it all over the floor and stuff"!. And two people I know eat rice and stuff at work to and when he talkes about it being hard to eat they don't like it I heard it form someone else yesterday!.
God he pisses me off if he has something to say about what people are eating and how they choose to eat what they want he should keep his big fat chattering mouth shut it is wrong to tell others what and how to eat he is just freaking stupid!.
And his so called Vegetarian Diet which he probably wont even stick to is just a big joke it won't last and that is all he talks about I hate him so much it's not funny he is stupid/ignorant/totally worthless and not worth it to talk to yet he still talks to me I hate him so much!.
That is what I hate the most him trying to tell others what to eat and talking about Vegetarianisum like he is mister know it all which he is far from that, if you ask me he should shut up about what others eat and not say stuff about Vegetarianisum if he knows nothing about it!.
God he makes me so mad I work with him and can't get away from him at all he is dumber then dumb I hate him so much he is on my hate list big time I hate him and he pisses everyone off with his constant Vegetarian diet talk I don't do that at all unless people ask me nice questions about the diet that is all!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
So are you still a vegetarian!?
or this is a conversation i have a lot:
Person: You're a vegetarian!?
Me: Yes
Person: So you don't eat meat!?
Me: Oh no I'm the 'other' type of vegetarian
Person: Oh ok so you do eat meat!?
Me: No!
Person: But you said you're the other type of vegetarian!.!.!.
I really wish some people would read a book once and a while!. If they don't wanna know what a vegetarian is then surely they can devote a few hours to atleast studying how to pick up on sarcasmWww@FoodAQ@Com
or this is a conversation i have a lot:
Person: You're a vegetarian!?
Me: Yes
Person: So you don't eat meat!?
Me: Oh no I'm the 'other' type of vegetarian
Person: Oh ok so you do eat meat!?
Me: No!
Person: But you said you're the other type of vegetarian!.!.!.
I really wish some people would read a book once and a while!. If they don't wanna know what a vegetarian is then surely they can devote a few hours to atleast studying how to pick up on sarcasmWww@FoodAQ@Com
'Wait!.!.!., are you vegan!?'
'Yes'
'OMG - What do you eat!?'
Deep breath, big smile, seriously!? Okay, I'll tell you !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ;-)
But, I do find people to be genuinely curious when asking that question so I can't get too frustrated!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
'Yes'
'OMG - What do you eat!?'
Deep breath, big smile, seriously!? Okay, I'll tell you !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ;-)
But, I do find people to be genuinely curious when asking that question so I can't get too frustrated!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
all of them because they're not really questions of interest!.!. it's just some attack as usual!.
thus they prove their retardation and ignorance when they conduct their "investigations" with me!.
i just look at them with my camera glasses and they go on and on and on!.!. then i love it when they start up on about how they are happy and do as they wish!.!. then i watch them:
complain about aches and pains!.!.!.
complain about their weight!.!.!.!.!.
whine about having to take medications for their chronic disorders!.!.!.
(but they're happy you see!.!. then!.!.!.)
go on about since they're such free spirits and have fun!.!.!.!.!. how they're too tired to go out tonight or most of the time!.!.
i love it when they promote their diets then go on about how they've not had a good bowel movement since they were in their 20s!.!.!.
oh brother!.!.!.!. it just goes on and on and on!.!.!.!.
christ, i wish these meatatarians would prepare their defense a bit more before they come into my "court"!.
because they're lousy at it!
somehow i'm unhappy and they're not!?
huh!?!
sorry folks!.!. i'm very happy, still have great bowel movements!.!. i do alot of activities!.!. cuz i'm not TIRED as hell!.!.!. (and i work 13 to 16 hour days during the week) i also am part of the community when it comes to the arts and all that blah blah!.!.!.
and my wife and i have been sexually active for years and years and years!.!. and!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. we still go out!.!.!. hell we love it!
maybe i should start uploading these videos!.!.!. they're a hoot!
it's like watching a murderer in court!.!. defending himself!.!.!. you know he's a FOOL!.
i even know a few meatatarians who'd sit back and watch these videos and fall over laughing and pooping themselves!
hum, i'll have to think about it!.!.!. just doesn't seem right making fun of folks like that with their identity all out and about like a sore thumb with them exposing their hypocricies and stuff!.!.!.
meh!.!.
yeh, i love the protein stupidity!.!. all things have protein!.!.!.!. even our urine and feces has protein!.!. they're ignorant!.!.!. stupid!.!.!. too lazy to get enough research to defend their "attacks"!.!.!.!.
when i get posed the protein query!.!. i go:
see this!? this is lipitor!.!. i take this every night!.!.!. why!? because i have an abundance of protein in my system!.!. i get too much protein daily!.!.!.
then they're like "wha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?" and i'm like:
and imagine that!.!. all that protein!.!.!. and i've been a VEGAN for 34 years!.
well!.!. WOOOOP DEEEE DOOOOOOOO!
and they jump backwards when they find out i'm a vegan!.!.!. because i'm 180lbs and 6'1" tall!.!. har har!
all it is simply:
they have a problem with not being in control!.!. they have a problem not being happy with who they are!.!.!. they're unhappy so thus they figure that everyone else is!.!.!. they also have a problem with acceptance!.!.!. they're also bigoted, ignorant and fearful!.
some have this parental syndrom they can't tackle so when they come across anyone!.!.!. doesn't matter what you are!.!. just vegetarianism is one of the many things they have a problem with, they want to dominate and control you!.!. and be your damned parent!.!.!.
it's also this superiority complex!.!. they're inferior in many ways and know it!.!. feel it!.!.!. and get punished for it!.!.!. by many who also suffer the same mental deficency!.!.!. thus when they see you!.!.!. they bully you!.!. produce you as one of their lessers and try to insult you, hurt you so thus they can come out feeling better about themselves!.
but, it just makes them look like asses!.
it's more a mental disorder than anything else!.!. remember that!.!.
its like men who are smaller than i!.!. (all the way around!.!.!.) suddenly they want to challenge me!.!. i just pluck them out of my way and move on!.!. i have better things to do than be inundated by their minisculeness!.
"inferiority complex"!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
thus they prove their retardation and ignorance when they conduct their "investigations" with me!.
i just look at them with my camera glasses and they go on and on and on!.!. then i love it when they start up on about how they are happy and do as they wish!.!. then i watch them:
complain about aches and pains!.!.!.
complain about their weight!.!.!.!.!.
whine about having to take medications for their chronic disorders!.!.!.
(but they're happy you see!.!. then!.!.!.)
go on about since they're such free spirits and have fun!.!.!.!.!. how they're too tired to go out tonight or most of the time!.!.
i love it when they promote their diets then go on about how they've not had a good bowel movement since they were in their 20s!.!.!.
oh brother!.!.!.!. it just goes on and on and on!.!.!.!.
christ, i wish these meatatarians would prepare their defense a bit more before they come into my "court"!.
because they're lousy at it!
somehow i'm unhappy and they're not!?
huh!?!
sorry folks!.!. i'm very happy, still have great bowel movements!.!. i do alot of activities!.!. cuz i'm not TIRED as hell!.!.!. (and i work 13 to 16 hour days during the week) i also am part of the community when it comes to the arts and all that blah blah!.!.!.
and my wife and i have been sexually active for years and years and years!.!. and!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. we still go out!.!.!. hell we love it!
maybe i should start uploading these videos!.!.!. they're a hoot!
it's like watching a murderer in court!.!. defending himself!.!.!. you know he's a FOOL!.
i even know a few meatatarians who'd sit back and watch these videos and fall over laughing and pooping themselves!
hum, i'll have to think about it!.!.!. just doesn't seem right making fun of folks like that with their identity all out and about like a sore thumb with them exposing their hypocricies and stuff!.!.!.
meh!.!.
yeh, i love the protein stupidity!.!. all things have protein!.!.!.!. even our urine and feces has protein!.!. they're ignorant!.!.!. stupid!.!.!. too lazy to get enough research to defend their "attacks"!.!.!.!.
when i get posed the protein query!.!. i go:
see this!? this is lipitor!.!. i take this every night!.!.!. why!? because i have an abundance of protein in my system!.!. i get too much protein daily!.!.!.
then they're like "wha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?" and i'm like:
and imagine that!.!. all that protein!.!.!. and i've been a VEGAN for 34 years!.
well!.!. WOOOOP DEEEE DOOOOOOOO!
and they jump backwards when they find out i'm a vegan!.!.!. because i'm 180lbs and 6'1" tall!.!. har har!
all it is simply:
they have a problem with not being in control!.!. they have a problem not being happy with who they are!.!.!. they're unhappy so thus they figure that everyone else is!.!.!. they also have a problem with acceptance!.!.!. they're also bigoted, ignorant and fearful!.
some have this parental syndrom they can't tackle so when they come across anyone!.!.!. doesn't matter what you are!.!. just vegetarianism is one of the many things they have a problem with, they want to dominate and control you!.!. and be your damned parent!.!.!.
it's also this superiority complex!.!. they're inferior in many ways and know it!.!. feel it!.!.!. and get punished for it!.!.!. by many who also suffer the same mental deficency!.!.!. thus when they see you!.!.!. they bully you!.!. produce you as one of their lessers and try to insult you, hurt you so thus they can come out feeling better about themselves!.
but, it just makes them look like asses!.
it's more a mental disorder than anything else!.!. remember that!.!.
its like men who are smaller than i!.!. (all the way around!.!.!.) suddenly they want to challenge me!.!. i just pluck them out of my way and move on!.!. i have better things to do than be inundated by their minisculeness!.
"inferiority complex"!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
yep, vegan 34 years!.!. and i'm still alive! imagine that! HOLY CRAP i must be the antichrist!Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Are you still doing the vegetarian thing!?"
That's definitely my favorite!. Like they thought I would fail from the beginning or something!.
I'm one of the lucky ones!. People are pretty understanding, even my fiance's meatatarian family!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
That's definitely my favorite!. Like they thought I would fail from the beginning or something!.
I'm one of the lucky ones!. People are pretty understanding, even my fiance's meatatarian family!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Oh, I hate being asked, "But don't you miss 'fill in the blank'!?" Well, sure I'd love to have a nice crab cake once in a while, or real turkey for Thanksgiving!. But I'm a _vegetarian_!. I don't ask those people if they miss cholesterol!Www@FoodAQ@Com
None that I really *hate* as such - just one that is rapidly becoming laughable by its very predictability!. Yes, you guessed it - "So, what do you do for protein!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
- "If you were on a deserted island!?"
- "But don't you eat fish!?"
And my all time favorite:
"You don't eat meat or dairy!? Well what do you eat!?"
Hello!!! There are 4 other food groups!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
- "But don't you eat fish!?"
And my all time favorite:
"You don't eat meat or dairy!? Well what do you eat!?"
Hello!!! There are 4 other food groups!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
I hate the question "are animal crackers vegetarian!?"! It annoys me because I get asked that question like once a month and its like, they aren't even made of meat!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Omg!.
I hate when people ask "Do you take vitamins!? because your probably not healthy"
And I also hate when people compare animals to organisms!.!. I mean come on!.!. It's not the same at all!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I hate when people ask "Do you take vitamins!? because your probably not healthy"
And I also hate when people compare animals to organisms!.!. I mean come on!.!. It's not the same at all!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Is your sex life better" <- just kidding :-)
The lamest one is "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
The lamest one is "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
"since you don't eat animals, does that mean you don't eat animal crackers!?"!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
"How long are you going to be vegan!?"
Hmm!.!.!. well I never thought much about putting a time limit on my moral standings!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Hmm!.!.!. well I never thought much about putting a time limit on my moral standings!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Well some vegans won't eat rooted vegatables, as they feel it kills the plantWww@FoodAQ@Com
I dont know about questions but people tend to tell me what type of corpse they've eaten that day or what they plan to eat!.!. you know JUST incase i try to tell them anything!Www@FoodAQ@Com
How does one live without the greatness of beef!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Then why aren't you super skinny!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Do you eat fish and chicken to get protein, then!?"
GOD!
NO!Www@FoodAQ@Com
GOD!
NO!Www@FoodAQ@Com
even plants have life then you are ready to kill plants then why not animals !?!?!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Are you still a virgin!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Don't cows need to be milked!?"Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Did you know that God put animals here for us to eat!?"
ARGH!Www@FoodAQ@Com
ARGH!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Don't you miss meat!?
No!.
Not in the least!.
Not even if you ask me every time we meet!.
Really!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
No!.
Not in the least!.
Not even if you ask me every time we meet!.
Really!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
dont get uptight just cause ur missing outWww@FoodAQ@Com