Where can I buy fake meat in Edmonton Alberta?!

Save-On Foods carries a good selection of Yves Veggie products (fake weiners, lunch meat, ground "beef", etc)
Real Canadian Superstore has some good vegetarian meat in the President's Choice brand.

Safeway or Co-op. The fake meats are kept in the produce section, usually in the cooler-wall with the bagged salads and stuff. Some grocery stores also have a section in the freezer aisle, look for the organic stuff and you'll see it.

lifelong vegetarian in alberta

happycow.net will show you some vegan-friendly grocery stores in your area (search by zipcode) but there are probably more that arent even on the website, you just have to look around and explore---but the website will help get you started :-)
http://wayfaringvegans.weebly.com/

Many grocery stores have fake meats, but I'm not a fan of any of that stuff. I'd rather eat the healthy vegan foods. I put lentils in my chili in place of meats. I use beans, nuts, other legumes, etc as my sources for protein.