My vegetarian friend is coming over tomorrow. What's the best way to sneak meat into his food?!
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Add your girlfriend's **ssy and that will do the trick.
Fake scenario? If not, you are no friend at all. A friend respects another.
However, the best way isn't to sneak meat, except perhaps by blending into fine bits and putting it in a casserole. But it's easier to sneak chicken BROTH or gelatin. I don't know how long this supposed friend has been vegetarian, but I know I'm pretty adept at finding meat in food. I have eaten food with broth unknowingly and I've gotten sick from it! I've asked afterwards and its not fun. If your friend gets sick, they will ask what was in the food. If you lie, they will likely still know and not only will you have hurt them by not respecting them, but you will have lied and lost all trust.
Wouldn't be friends with someone who would want to sneak meat into my food.
Look, as someone who has been vegetarian for 33 years, I'm telling you please, please, don't do this.
We stop producing the enzymes necessary to digest meat after we stop eating meat. My family has done similar things to me, thinking they are "helping" me by giving me protein or by forgetting to tell me that there is some kind of meat in a food. All it does is make me violently ill (severe nausea and vomiting).
If your friend is really your friend, DON'T do it.
What an awful thing to do to somebody. Would you like somebody sneaking something in your food you didn't eat or didn't like purposely? Also, if you haven't tasted meat in a long time, it can make you violently sick. Would you want him throwing up all over your place? It would be your fault, you know.
Just serve then excuse yourself pretending that you need to get something else.. Trust me, they will eat it if they think no one is looking (and blame the cat or dog) or have one of those "I ate meat accidentally" episodes, post here so they can be forgiven by the true vegetarians..
I highly doubt you have any vegetarian friends. I doubt even more that you have any friends at all.
No offence, but sneaking meat into a vegetarian's meal is just rude. The way they eat is a personal choice that you should respect.
If you want to keep them as a friend.. i wouldn't do that.. your secret will be out when they become violently ill. After not eating meat for so long we can no longer digest it.
dude. Not cool. I don't think I could live without meat, but some people have made this choice. Don't mess with him. Maybe someone will put feces on your toothbrush. That would be funny too, huh?
You should just be happy to have such a compassionate friend , why dont you take a few lessons from him instead of thinking of ways to hurt him.
some friend.
I dunno, "accidentally" cut your finger or grate your knuckles or something.
Your not a true friend if you do that. I suggest you seek profesional help because this is not healthy for your "friendship"
what is wrong w/ you? how would you like if someone snuck some sausage in your man hole douchebag. how's that for sneaking meat?
How about you work on the best way to be their friend and respect their eating habits.
Is it troll meat?
How cruel!
Right, like you have friends...
I wouldn't consider you a friend
he'll know
I think you shoud respect your friend's choice to be vegentarian D: But in case you don't care, you can make a veggie pie and sneak very minced chicken meat, that waiy it will absorb the flavor of the vegetables. Also make the filling colorful so you can hide the chicken
roast veggies in drippings from meat
hide it in the salad!