What is the best comeback or reason you have ever heard in defense of vegetarianism or vegans?!
What is the best comeback or reason you have either given or heard?
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We can survive in perfect health without meat. We die within a couple of months without plants (nobody knows for sure how long, because nobody who was dumb enough to try to live off animal products alone had the foresight to take notes).
vegan biologist
Our incisor teeth can be used to eat carrots, apples, and other hard fruits and vegetables. You can bite down into these with those long, pointy teeth that people who eat meat claim that's what we have them for tearing into animal flesh. Trust me, someone couldn't bite into an apple with flat herbivore teeth.
Our incisor teeth can be used to eat carrots, apples, and other hard fruits and vegetables. You can bite down into these with those long, pointy teeth that people who eat meat claim that's what we have them for tearing into animal flesh. Trust me, someone couldn't bite into an apple with flat herbivore teeth.
Ok, totally not trolling but I usually tell people:
"Because you're adopted"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
or my favorite'
"Because you make God cry when you're alone at night" (this one is really cleaned up because I know some people on here are like 13 and stuff)
Or just really random stuff like that
Note the William Ray Jonson video references
"Animal torture is wrong."
"Diseases ain't cool."
"Who the f*ck eats blood, pus, sh*t, and steroids?"
The best comeback is obviously the fact that Vegans have psychic powers and can blow holes in the moon. They also deliver a sick bass line.
When someone asked me where I get my iron, I flexed my muscles and said, "In the gym!"
I'm vegan and I lift weights
Vegetarians get their protein other ways.
if you have compassion at all, then it is impossible to eat meat.
Humans are the living graveyards of dead animals.
If a person wants to eat healthily or stay mostly vegetarian, then fine, but I don't believe in fanatical vegetarianism, or insulting someone such as a friend's mother by declining something she offers to eat.
They say "How do you eat meat, have you seen the way they treat animals?" I Say "Have you seen bacon? it tastes greats".