Craving human flesh, Please help!?!


Question: Craving human flesh, Please help!?
I was walking down the street yesterday and every time i saw someone i got really hungry. I saw them as food and not people, is it legal to eat human flesh with the persons consent? Also how can i get over the urge to chomp on everyone i see?

Answers:

If you have the persons consent and a written document saying that you have there consent to them it is consider legal, and you are actually able to. If you eat away most of there flesh and they die, then it doesn't matter if you had consent. you will be charged for Man Slater. I know what your thinking, they rules are weird but eh we have to obey them. Many people will consider you strange for asking this question but i have actually spent many years studding human behavior. some peoples wrongs might be other persons right.

I do not recommend you trying to eat human Flesh (try other things like rare red meat, cow, lamb, goat, thoses are the closest to human) but if your urge one day is to strong to control dont go crazy on eating away and know your states rules before you do ANYTHING (so you can not get in trouble). Be smart and make the right choice, even though everyone brain works different we all know how to think like others and know what they will consider wrong or right



Try sticking to just animals, burgers and chicken are lovely, and ya can't go wrong with sausages! Mm, jus dnt eat ppl! Lol



I find pouring cool aid down my penis helps reduces the cravings

Personal Experience



In jail they mix human flesh with hot sauce and crackers and call it Duna!



Try dog food or a mcdonalds burger. That's made of human flesh right?



haha



Oh my god ... you're SOOOOOOOO funny ahahahahahahahahaha



Dumb.



You're joking, right?



you're watching too much zombie movies...



no its NOT legal ..... what are you a zombie? ur joking




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