Why can't the Trix rabbit have any yogurt?!


Question: Why can't the Trix rabbit have any yogurt?
The kids in the commercials always say "silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" and they are jerks. Why can't the rabbit have any Trix? What did he ever do to those mean children!?

Answers:

you dont understand! it all started when the rabbit was little, he wanted to stay young forever so he put something into the trix formula that kept rabbits in their early teens forever. He realized that humans liked Trix too so he started selling it to humans, even though it didnt keep them at a young age. Count chocula and the fruity pebbles got together and relized that trix was stealing their business so they tricked the rabbit and changed the formula behind his back. they reversed the process of his secret rabbit formula to make rabbits addicted to it like crack. Once the rabbit had some of this new trix he went insane. The board the trix company decided that they should kick him off untill he comes down from this habbit. and to make sure no one else feeds him Trix they put messages along with prizes to get kids attention and tell them not to feed the rabbit. That is why every kid wont feed him the trix its for his own good!

active imagination



BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE SELF-FISH AND HE WOULD PROBLY DIE IF HE ATE IT BECAUSE ANIMALS DIE AFTER EATTING HUMAN FOOD (not all the time)
:D

my smarticals



Yogurt is bad for rabbits! With all the corn syrup and hydrogenated oils that are put in some yogurts it's bad for kids too but what ever.



He gave them fake multicoloured high fructose corn syrup cereal. Enough said.



He is extremely Lactos-intollerant. The kids dont want him to die, so he keeps him away from all Dairy products.

My Brain



Those greedy bastards should share. PUNKS!




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