I don't eat porn any more but still crave it sometimes Does anyone have any ideas of food that taste like pork?!

As far as im aware, only pork tastes like pork.

There are quite a few Asian mock pork dishes. Most don't have the consistency of pork since they aren't full of fat but the taste is pretty good. Sweet and sour pork is a favourite of mine although I rarely eat it because I don't like to eat deep fried foods. There are also BBQ style mock pork you can get in stir fries, and even vegan ribs but I think these will be the least like the real thing.

sweet and sour: http://www.veganfriendly.com/fimages/03_…
roast pork: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tHu6VH9pm6E/So…
pork belly: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2252/2646…
BBQ ribs: http://bp0.blogger.com/_p_sFBFq4OEo/RufE…

Tastewise, the nearest thing to pig-flesh, apparently, is "long-pig" (also known as hufu and Soylent Green).

Porn, on the other hand... well, it has to be the other hand, because the first hand is usually busy.

porn certainly is tasty though. lets all be honest here

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sorry, but that ruined your question.

More power to you man I'm on a no porn diet to! Porn goes straight to the thighs...

Lol.. porn..

ROFLMAO, I don't eat porn either, dude!

yeah I stopped eating porn too... just a while ago.. i feel that craving as well

yeah, pork.

Get you some bacon....

Or some BBQ ribs....

Or a pork chop....

And apparently some porn.... Great typo...