Does eating mangoes make me gay?!
My name is Alex and I have a mustache. (Don't judge me).
Lately I've come across a bag of mangoes. not just any mangoes, FIRM STIFF and HARD mangoes. Mangoes in all shapes and sizes and colors, 3inch mangoes, 6 inch mangoes, black mangoes and white mangoes, hairy mangoes and smooth mangoes, mangoes with oddly shaped tips and mangoes that are wider than they are long! Needless to say I've gone through a lot of mangoes lately.
So my real question does eating mangoes make me gay? All my friends make fun of me for eating mangoes and it makes me super sad :( . I don't think I can stop eating mangoes, they are way to delicious and juicy, specially when they squirt on the first bite.
One time I stuck a mango up my butt.... but that's a whole different topic....
Oh and by the way, I'm only in 1v1 platinum, not even diamond, I know I suck but I still beak everyone and tell em I'm better than them, even that I'm better than legends like TLO or Tricks.
So am I gay? Need to know ASAP so I know if I should start omn nom noming dick or not.
Sincerely; MeanCouz
Answers:
Thank you so much for the laugh right now. Usually trolls are just plain annoying and stupid but I laughed so hard at your question. Yeah, HARD, get it? Like a penis.
Anyway, thanks.
Eating a certain type of food does not make one gay. Even if you enjoy anal stimulation as a man, you are not gay.
What makes a man gay is when he is sexually attracted to another man. Thats it, nothing else makes you homosexual. Just lusting/being in love with one of the same gender as yourself.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Tell your friend Alex that there's nothing wrong with eating fruit, and that the people who call him 'gay' the loudest are probably the ones who do actually have repressed homosexual tendencies.
Oh yes it will make you super gay before long you will be sitting on anything with a point on it
its only a mango why don't you ask your doctor or someone about eating a mango. Eat fresh clean unhairy mangos
Health
Mango Up Bum
Seeing Mangoes In Inches and Sizes
The Way You Write
Noming Dick ? ........................................… gay
It makes you someone who likes mangoes.
Don't be idiotic.
EVERYONE - CLICK REPORT ABUSE FOR THIS TIME WASTER WITH HIS PERVERTED RANTING OK
Get a life man!
Mango is the most popular fruit in India. Are you saying that 1.2 billion people there are gay?
No, but the dick you sucked last night sure does.
LOLWAT.
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one your gay for asking this question
2. how can you be so easily confused and misguided. why are you letting yourself and the decisions of other ppl gain control over you and your life if your letting strangers let alone friends ,control you like that you lack self esteem and respect for yourself and to allow others to control you and your emotions which could make you turn those into actions of deceit and lies controlling your life and self pride is not only demeaning but sad let what ever it is your going thru unmask itself let you be your guide to a more pridefull and desired self. take no interest in others or what they have to say they no nothing more then you do . And no offense mangos don't come in various sizes or shapes and colors...
just my personal opinion.
