How long do i cook this cow i killed?!
Answers:
Make sure it's properly killed first ; )
Drain out the blood
Behead it
Cut it in half down the belly
Skin it ( use the skin to make drums or whatever )
Cut the meat to little pieces
Cook like normal.
Enjoy your meat ! : - )
Well that depends...for what purpose are you cooking it? As you MUST be a vegetarian...I mean, really, surely you're far too intelligent to mistake your categories...I suppose you're cooking it so that it will be nice and warm? It's snowing where I am, how considerate of you. Or perhaps you just want it to last longer until the funeral to create a more pleasant aroma? In that case, might I recommend freezing it? It'll last even longer, and somehow sounds more humane. Perhaps you should edit your question to be clearer about your intentions.
Peace!
Unfortunately, you have overestimated the typical vegetarians propensity to become offended at the mere mention of meat. As you can see, only Dilara Gingerich gave the desired response.
You have also grossly overestimated your own ability to create humor.
If you really did kill a cow you would not be asking "how long to cook it". Obviously the question is fake, but you would need to bleed it out first before the meat goes bad.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Just thought this question deserved that :)
Until it moooves you.
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you are violating yahoo answers 6th commandment, thou shall not post thy question in the wrong category.
About 275 degrees for 96 hours.
huh?
It has to cook until you grow up.
Ahhh to be 10 again. It must be nice.
as this question is under vegitarien and vegan you would not eat it
How about you throw yourself in the oven?
Go crawl in a hole and die
why dont you just have sex with it like you do your sister.
take it to a butcher
i will not be rick roll'd mr. astley
you dont need to cook it... duh
you're supposed to eat it alive