how do u remove a balloon out of ur anus ? thanks .?!

Question: How do u remove a balloon out of ur anus ? thanks .?

okay so meh && mah buddies had a party last night && i wound up with a balloon up mah asshole ... soooooo if anyybody has any ideas how to get it out i would much appreciate it .

Answers:

Lemme guess, You also have a toy car stuck up there too

Um, yes we will..Sometimes we even take bets on what else is up there.

You mean a blown up balloon???
All you can do is try to pull it out & DO NOT TRY TO POP IT -- you could cut up your insides... That's all we're gonna do in the ER!
Save yourself $600!

ER RN

Lmao I love that this is in the veg*n section!!
Go to the hospital and just be honest - they get it all the time and people totally won't laugh at you behind your back.

You get your boyfriend to blow it out.

GO to the doctor!

Eat lots of prunes.

hmm

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