What would you first do if magically turned into a turnip?!


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What would you first do if magically turned into a turnip?


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Go hid in a vegetable patch while I questioned my former views on life, the universe and the utter impossibility of being turned into a turnip. Once I had that sorted, I might start a conversation with a pumpkin - after all, they're used to the transforming process. Maybe get some tips from them on how to existentially come to terms with my new form.... and then I think rolling down a hill would be a fun way to pass the time as a turnip.

Grow legs and get to running before someone puts me in soup.

Eat myself?

suicide

Well, for starters, I don't think I'd be posting in this forum very much.

I mean, there *are* two ways to look at things when someone asks you, "Are you free for lunch?" ;-)

I don't know




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