Why am I getting spam and cheese for an annivers gift?!
Why am I getting spam and cheese for an annivers gift?
my cousin works in a spam factory and his wife works at a cheese factory, amd they are giving usthis as a gift. They give us this for every major holiday.
Answers:
I would assume you're from Minnesota? I know a guy from there and he's always telling me that there's two things you can get from Minnesota: Spam and cheese.
I would say you're getting this because they're cheap or unimaginative. Now the Spam is just nasty and I don't understand how anybody can eat that crap. Personally I'm of the mind that feeding a person Spam should be listed as unacceptable torture under the Geneva convention. If I were you I'd donate it to the local animal shelter as I think even food banks have certain standards when it comes to donations.
As for the cheese, well I'm more partial to cheese provided it's the real stuff and not that processed crap you find in the supermarkets. Keep the cheese around and if you don't like it serve it to them the next time they come over. After the 5th or 6th time they might start getting the hint.
To be blunt, they sound cheap to me. No offense, but they probably get it free. Or maybe they just think you really like spam & cheese? Do you? I don't :p .
Be thankful they don't work at Dog Food and Fertilizer companies.