How do you dive into a bottle of Sobe Life Water as seen on their commercials?!


Question:

How do you dive into a bottle of Sobe Life Water as seen on their commercials?

Every time I've seen a commercial for Sobe Life Water, I've been enamored with the concept of actually diving into a bottle of this product. Well, today I bought a case of it, and upon trying to dive in, found that I just ended up spilling the Life Water everywhere and getting bruises as I hit the floor. I've tried every different flavor, but no different results. Perhaps I should wear goggles and a speedo?

Any help would be greatly appreciated,
William S.


Answers:
First, you must load up your pipe with something that will help "expand your mental horizons" and you'll get real small.

Once you have acheived this mini size, suit up, pinch your nose and you'll dive right in.

Try getting some of that potion or whatever it was that Alice from Alice in Wonderland had, I heard it's good stuff, and that it's also got 100% of your daily recommended value of bullsh*t.

u ever see those giant bottles of coke they have in shoprite? the ones they use to put 20 oz bottles of coke in perhapes buy a giant sobe life cooler and fill it with sobe water




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