What's the difference between men and chocolate?!


Question:

What's the difference between men and chocolate?

You can have more than one piece and nobody cares
Expensive and cheap are both good
You can eat it in public
you can have white, dark and milk
you don't have to worry about your mom approving of your choice

when it comes to size it doesn't matter..
and

Chocolate always satisfies!


Answers:
The biggest difference is chocolate is good a greater percent of the time then men are. Not that there aren't some great men out there, including mine but there are a lot more duds in the men department, then in the chocolate department. ( ha! ha!) I am sure men can say this about women too.

you forgot that you can make them melt in your mouth.....kidding,,im not really funy am i?

chocolate tastes better and if it goes soft you just put it in the fridge

Chocolates come in a nice package, looks sweet and taste sweet. Men have flaws.

Yes... But if you were to make out with your chocolate im sure people would think oddly of you...

Chocolate will always be around ;but men may or may not be; that is to say chocolate will never cheat on you like most men. Also with chocolate when you unwrapped it what you see is what you get unlike with some men; some men are put in pretty packages when you go to unwrapped them sometimes you wish you're left them wrapped up.




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