Why does my couch taste like turkey?!
Why does my couch taste like turkey?
Answers:
Because your couch, like turkey, contains tryptophan....that's why both things make you sleepy!!! lol!!
You didn't use enough seasoning.
Did you spill turkey gravy on it. Or maybe drop a turkey wing on the spot you tasted. or did you eat some turkey and then licked your sofa. Or even sat in turkey and then transferred the flavor from your tush to the sofa that you tasted
Have you eaten turkey recently? Lol.
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what did you expect it to taste like, fish? LOL