What would you do? ( ^ _ ^ )?!
What would you do? ( ^ _ ^ )?
It's been a while since I lasted cleaned out my refrigerator. While I was chucking some expired stuff into the garbage, something in my frig moved and threw a stick of butter at me! ( ^ _ ^ ) I went in my bedroom, got my baseball bat and wacked it a couple of times but I don't think that did the trick. Any suggestions?
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Sorry kootie i cant stop laughing picturing you running a round with a bat, may be you should of got a knife in stead of the bat for the butter, now be nice it may not hurt you, maybe just helping I'm still laughing!!
Try coming from behind with a surprise sneak attack! That should do him in...Lol.
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turn the temperature in the refrigerator down really low and freeze it out...
open the door and hit anything that moves.
turn down the temperature, so it freezes to death
posion it
all are possible options!
spray it w/ bleach lol
get a new frig
I hope your cat didn't get into the fridge!
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Oh! The classic " my lunch is alive" problem. I just grabbed the butter, said thanks, and gave it a tip. Now he's my kitchen assistant.
( he was originally a taco. )
Baseball bats never work on those refrigerator things. Take the butter it threw at you and use a large gob of it to grease the thing down. Really get it greasy. Once that is done it will slide out of the refrigerator. Close the door really fast so it can't get back in.
I would call the Ghost Busters!
hmmmm...this is a hard one...make sure it's not your pet or something then throw the butter at it!
Get it by some kitchen tongs and pick it up and toss it in the freezer for a week. That will kill it and then you can throw it away properly like all dead food. ;-)
Try waiting him out. The food can only last for so long. When he comes out looking for food, grab him then. Take a picture and post it so that everyone else can see........lol.
Ooh...sounds scary. It must be a purple-spotted-furry-headed refrigerator goblin. A very rare bread by the way. Be forewarned...they are tricky characters. What you need to do is lure it into your neighbors fridge by setting up a trail of rotten food from your fridge to your neighbor's. Best do it when your neighbor is sleeping or out of town. Whatever you do...do NOT throw anything back at the refrigerator goblin. He will become irate, and will NEVER leave, no matter how clean you keep your fridge. Another trick that you might try is playing a mandolin. The sound of the mandolin soothes these little buggers. Although it will not make the goblin move from your fridge, at least it should make him stop throwing things at you. Good luck with this one.
Borrow a friends fridge and make some jello shots. 24 should be good. Place the jello shots carefully in the refrigerator and slowly close the door. Come back in about an hour. The monster should be thoroughly intoxicated and hopefully passed out at this point. (They are little lushes, don't ya know) Carefully place the monster in a cloth sack. Now he's ready to be moved to some unsuspecting telemarketer's fridge. Just be quick about it, he'll wake up after a few hours and will be hung over & cranky.
spray the bat with Lysol and then give it another beating, it's more then likely running on moss power now, on the other hand you could've just stepped on to the set of tom & jerry but keep the bat just to be safe. personally what i hate is when i go for leftovers and something is missing, which begs the question "did something eat something else!!??"
put some gasoline in your refrigirator and incinerate it!!!!!! if it still moves after that call an exorcist.... lol
Ok...I just changed my mind, it is okay if you do not invite me over for dinner. Would never have you to go through so much trouble.lol.
i have the best solution ..i will send my husband over but you have to pay for a few cans of onion dips. i am 100% positive he can clear whatever that is in your fridge with some "fresh" gas..opps, i mean air ;p