How long do you have to wait?!

Question:

How long do you have to wait?

For your Bacon Cheddar Espresso Chicken Sandwich with extra bacon, extra cheese, extra lettuce, extra pepper, extra horseradish, no salt, no MSG, no tomato, no zesty sauce, with a side of spicy curly fries, and a large turkey ranch daquri?

Answers:

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Tall order, but for you a two minute wait. .......................... Oops, faster than I thought. Order up.

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I don't have to wait at all because I would never order that. lol

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You shouldn't wait for this, it is going to clog your arteries!

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