Why do all sausages look like pen!s's?!
Why do all sausages look like pen!s's?
I'm being very serious right now...can someone explain this to me?....I mean, I know they are like bags filled with meat [[the location of where this meat comes from I'd rather not know]], but...why do they come in that....shape?
Answers:
Because you're the owner of a sufficiently perverted mind. <3
No really, they're made in the shape that a length of intestine would allow. It really doesn't have anything to do wth penises.
And even if the sausage isn't made with a intestine casing, it's easy to pack, and too cook. It's also the relative shape that the meat takes after being in a grinder. Isn't it?
Ever looked a taco?
Why does it have to look like that? :)
Because of the machine that squeezes the meat into that very thin layer of skin. Remember playing with play-dough? When you would push the dough through one of those holes, it would take the hole's shape. Same concept with squeezing the meat into the skin bag.
They are called sausage casings, it is a long tube like membrane, what would you like it to look like?
Why not?
country sausage are often made into patties.
However, sausage is generally made from animal casings (cleaned out intestines) so when you fill the casing they end up with the cylindrical shape.
The original purpose of making sausage was to preserve meat and animal intestines were what was available. Animal intestines are generally long and narrow.
If you're having peen envy, you can just take it (cut it) out of the casing and fry like ground beef.
So men can see how far you can really get one in your mouth ;)
The first sausage was made by a man with penis issues. The when the other butchers saw it, they thought he was bragging and the race was on.
It is a casing from the intestines of an animal,so they take on the shape of a gut.You need to get your mind off that shape,it will get you.....